| | I've discovered an answer for anorexia and obesity! I'm a genius!
I
knew it! I knew this all along! Xanga is the perpetrator behind all
these anorexic teens running across America; and obese kids...not
running at all. That's right. You heard it here first. Mary-Kate, you
can stop hiding (you too, Ruben Studdard), we've found your source of
problems--stop reading Xanga's ads! Here's why:
 What better way to promote materialism within today's society! Gucci... Xanga has done it again, boys and girls. 86 pounds? What is this, an Ethiopian diet? And 135 pounds
at the other end of the spectrum? The last time I checked, she's not
playing in the WNBA, and isn't 6' tall. I don't know what it is with
Xanga lately and their ad selection. Whoever's approving these needs to
verify the credibility of these. Stop poisoning teenage minds. Xanga, hire me. I'll even work for animal crackers.
On a Lindsay related note: Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial expressions
 Not from your local eBum! |
| | Posted 3/1/2006 4:13 PM - 218 comments
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