| | America's Original Gangsters.
I've
had some weird theories posted in the past, but this latest one takes
the cake. Take it as you will, but these points will have you wondering
much like I have the past hour. So what is it? The Girl Scouts of
America.
Where else can you find a group of well-dressed ladies,
performing duties for a common goal, going around selling delectable,
and addicting over-priced goods (cookies) that cost them pennies? And
when you're finally addicted and want more, your only source to get
those peanut butter cookies or mint chippies are through them! Then,
when a rival "gang" of girls impede upon their enemies sales territory,
competitions take place. Whether it be stitching/knitting (your bloody
wounds at that!), or creating fires with two sticks (impossible I tell
you. Must be a gang trick), things get nasty--and trust me, girls fight
dirtier than guys.
 Marijuana, Ecstacy, Co...I mean, cookies. Now,
you've read it. Believe what you want. I know these girls are up to no
good. Don't let your guard down, they'll get you in a deathgrip, slam
you on the ground, stab you in the back with their Jr. Pocketknife and
leave you surrounded with a chalk-drawing. Now that you've read some of
my theories, what about yours? Have any that you've been yearning to share with us?
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| | Posted 3/9/2006 4:57 PM - 139 comments
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