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Once upon a time...there was a Galactic Empire: First Quadrant, filled with enormous amounts of poop. Next to that Empire, there was a second Empire with much vendetta for the aformentioned empire. Lead by the leader, Estabalandobandabex (a sesquipedalian), who came to power through metaethics, reciting supercalifragilisticexpialidosous, and wearing spandex. Although he had a legendarily huge penis, most (women) called it a "roll of pubic hair bobblehead", especially Boobies Angela-- who sieved through her men like cereal through the mouth of a fat kid going to masticate. Of course, Angela was more narcissistic than most, thus, mirrors were the norm, filled with her reflection.
One day, in their local town, a man in iridescent tie-dye clothing yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Leet porn h4xx0r!" Flabbergasted, the locals eloped from the screaming man. "What a neanderthal," one old hag fustigated from her salient lips. "YOU COCKBREATHS, WE MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM!," the tie-dyed man cried. "If he screams any harder, he's going to need some Preparation H." Billy the Kid snickered--he's always been known for being loquacious. After a large crowd gathered around this obnoxious man, a few began to harass him with lasers, Julian Casablancas (a used cigar from 1922), crepes, and pickles. One even drew a Chinese character in calligraphy, leaving a big "I like penis...TO THE X-TREME!" character on his forehead. Saddened by the sight, local Governor Megalomania, swooped by in his Pineapple Flavored Lubricant mobile and dispearse the crowd. "Here, eat this," as the governor handed the man a crispy beignet.
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 "Okay, so who gets to perform "CPR" on him first?" |
| | Posted 3/18/2006 4:05 PM - 152 comments
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