| | Copyright! I've got yet another goldmine idea!
It was late at night and my friend was hankering some fast-food, and of course, Wendy's
is the only decent fast-food around that offers premium quality food
for a low price. So why don't you stop by your local Wendy's today? And
remember, Biggie-size it! ::Accepts large bag of money with large $ symbol:: Anyway , I came up with the greatest product soon after taking our bag of food to the car.
It
was a warm day, so we rolled up the windows and blasted the A/C. By
doing so, we trapped all that yummy smelling french fry aroma in the
car. And BAM! An idea just like that! At first, I was thinking
air-fresheners but then I said "Well, why not expand upon that and not
limit ourselves to just the car?" That's when my olfactory senses
kicked me in the crotch and told me why I hadn't thought of this idea
sooner.
So, I proudly present to you my new product, a line of fragrance called "BITE." It's fragrance for men, by men, scented to smell like fast-food such as: french fries, a cheeseburger, milkshakes...
Sure,
this would smell greasy, but oddly delicious. People will begin
complimenting all the time. And girls...the girls! They'll flock to you
guys out there. "You...are so delicious." and begin licking us.
Excited? Surrrre you aren't.
I knew his secret all along!
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| | Posted 8/14/2006 4:20 PM - 106 comments
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