| | Love at first sight. Excuse me while I order a side of plastic surgery for you as well.
It grinds my gears when some ignorant schlep who probably masturbates himself to bed each night due to his lackluster understanding of the true meaning of "love." "Love at first sight"? There can't be a more shallower, more superficial statement than that. Not even Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon can outdo this. Want me to vomit quicker than a rising female celebrity? Honestly say that to me at watch my dinner fly.
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Love at first sight--meaning you could care less about what he/she's about personality-wise, and it's the aesthetics you're raging your hormones over.
A desperate man, which his facial hygiene does little to help his situation says, "Dude, that girl. I'm feelin' her."
"That one? Yeah, she's pretty hot," as his friend fills his fourth glass of wine after arriving for only 30 minutes. Classy.
"I think it's love at first sight..."
"I think you're both idiots," I snort.
What are we, in high school? Excuse me while I reserve a moderately priced hotel room for you, because that's all that's running through your shallow mind. There's no such thing as "love at first sight." If you've believed so, you're as gullible as the people who still think wrestling is real, and Pamela Anderson's boobs are genuine. The closest thing to love at first sight is lust. And your remedy is porn. Use it.
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| | Posted 9/25/2006 5:09 PM - 128 comments
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