| | WANTED - Sugar Mama
Seeking
sugar mama under the age of 50 to provide the necessary financial,
housing, and/or occupational needs. This may be short-term or
long-term, pending upon your performance. Occasional emotional and/or
physical attention are your reward. This may be limited up to: hugs,
pats on the head, occasional groping, and if need be, the "home run".
No prior experience necessary. Training will be free and happily
provided by me. This will be a great opportunity for you to finally
show off your newfound man who's willing to provide the emotional
uplift you so sorely need. If this is your first time applying for this
type of position, that's even better--your funds are fresh and ripe for
the pickings! You show the plastic, and I'm all yours. You won't be
disappointed!
As
a token of my gratitude, please take these flowers. Sure, they're not
very tangible, and took me all of 3 seconds to google this (hell, this
is probably a photo of plastic flowers), but it's the thought that
counts right? And we all know women love thoughtful gifts and flowers!
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