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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 10/2/2006 4:49 PM Comments: 149 eProps: 278 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Tags  dating  girls  women Who recommended? Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: xRadheY mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE Slutburger_with_Cheese mSjEnNcHoN keneke chrnobreak Introspection_86 Kuo dReaMiNx3dEsTiNy simplystine vangpire dudewherescarol ArtificialFlower the_prototype84 twistedRHETORIC albolin Jx2_66 resolc anishaxcore ChinaPrep ataraxyvatic PulsarBabe eeleigna xxAznBBAngelxx PERO__PERO BossX LinkinKornVayneSlip adrenalinexxx ohnoudontnodonald dharris LucKyThirteeN AgainItWasntMe Whispers_of_Wind BlueBoy78 vampuke Mr_Nish StarlahMantra KittieNotCute Crazy4Orlando x3coupon RunnersHigH nolongerhearthemusic Ryusuku vivstar vanessaO_o FargalasIII rave_party Trinity86 ann_is_a_hottie fauxshaux TjhoZ4 Druu Erika_Steele aznsam999 liddokawaiikid mizzaimilei motormouthmili LalaineRN dehzep syntaxian Jeina419 asj76 Michael_Calif KrIsHaLoHaLo onatrum seedsower RekkaShinOrei simple_insecuriteis dieselgrrrrl crastination sugarbear krnbballboi616 sizzl airina05 AngeloveGirl LancerEvolution HIAnthuriums princessfedora winkish Certlfied Firatigra signln Joe_XXX xX_j3ff_Xx Ne0TriX liebte apreci8_1337hax0r Weezcake anonymous_xanger SecksyRx3 robotyarou goopup SingingMonkey12 JuniaNne vchink Gieternity miss_catherine lysj ibizajb natasha_rules Chris_KnighT crackerjackSACHI KoreanEequalsMC2 angclui jackie004 butkuseatslint peEkahb0oo I_zik rejcel monstermarlo KeithKnutsson pEnSaMiEnToS_pRoFuNdOs Kuhsum Tom misstequila lil_SHANGHAI_bab3 Pl0i_RULES_THE_WORLD knicolek74 phatnastyy pond1000 LilChinaGirl90 JazzSaxKitten Drakonskyr jam_on_pancake secret_in_a_b0x anti_socia1 jessewarren bLu3_marShMeLo triplethreat91 rairai_CHU AzNCoWCoMpAcToR prljn angelica_m radjbo aydongbeeleef JulieVu its_chin_yo gieankyle prototype_abbeyancyF7

Monday, October 02, 2006   Things you shouldn't say when picking up a girl. "Girls don't wanna hear about you! They wanna hear about them!" -Dr. Sin. An accomplished doctor renown for her research on female psychology. "Lovely top"  She'll think you're focusing on  her boobs. Pervert. When in doubt, ask Dr. Bae. Me: ...but what if they ask me what I do for a living, Doc? Me:  I CANT LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS! Dr. Sin: What do you do? Make it sound dope. "I work for a _________ company. We do _______ and _________ and ___________. Me:  But ... but if it gets serious after that, then what? Me: I'M OVER WITH! Dr. Sin: No Me:  and what if SHE knows someone in that industry? Dr. Sin Don't put up a front, just dress it up a little. Dr. Sin Girls don't wanna hear about you! They wanna hear about them! Other compliments Dr. Sin recommends: "'You look cute. Etc, etc.' But don't overwhelm her or else she'll get freaked out and think you're just trying to get in her pants, which you are! But you're trying to make it sound as genuine as possible which it is!" Cakalusa doesn't recommend: "Are those real?" On her makeup: "NICE COVERING OF YOUR OBVIOUSLY FLAWED SKIN!" "How far along is the baby?" When she finally takes off her bra: "HAHA!" "My mom wants me back by my bedtime." "So...you covering for this dinner?" "You remind me of my grandmother. She smells just like that!" Ladies, what should we guys say? Not say? Degrading Sports Photo of the Day Preparation H. It works. Photo courtesy of HersheysKiss Degrading Asian Photo of the Day I'd criticize this photo in every detail, but nobody wants to read an essay.   Posted 10/2/2006 4:49 PM - 149 comments recommend recs0 give stars votes0 email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 149 Comments browse comments: next › | last » hey, good lookin' /wink SMACK! Posted 10/2/2006 4:51 PM by CaKaLusa - reply say they look really pretty? (: Posted 10/2/2006 4:53 PM by xRadheY - reply Did we not go over this degrading Asian photo already? Posted 10/2/2006 4:53 PM by mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE - reply KICK ASS! Posted 10/2/2006 4:56 PM by Slutburger_with_Cheese - reply One thing you shouldn't say: My ex does it better. One thing your REALLY shouldn't say: Your best friend does it better! Posted 10/2/2006 4:57 PM by Slutburger_with_Cheese - reply OMFG... where'd you find that picture??? hahahahahahhahahaha Posted 10/2/2006 4:59 PM by mSjEnNcHoN - reply dear god, where did that photo come from? and can it burn in hell? i'm ashamed... Posted 10/2/2006 5:00 PM by keneke - reply NOOOOOOOO. wtf. fuckin' asians. Posted 10/2/2006 5:00 PM by chrnobreak - reply "Did you do something different with your hair/makeup today?" If she says "yes": Compliment how it looks nice. (You'll get points for being observant) If she says "no": Say, "Well it looks (compliment) today." (You'll get brownie points for the compliment, anyway) ...can't go wrong :) Posted 10/2/2006 5:02 PM by Introspection_86 - reply i KNOW i've seen that picture somewhere before...just can't put my finger on it! Posted 10/2/2006 5:04 PM by Kuo - reply good job with the list. uhhh the asian pic.. ew. Posted 10/2/2006 5:05 PM by dReaMiNx3dEsTiNy - reply what not to say: u only look good with makeup on... no wait. my bf's brother actually said that to his now current gf of many years. the key to it working: gotta find a girl with low self esteem. i still couldn't believe that worked. Posted 10/2/2006 5:06 PM by simplystine - reply the asian photo speaks for itself...no words necessary!  hilarious. Posted 10/2/2006 5:13 PM by vangpire - reply That picture confuses me in so many ways... Posted 10/2/2006 5:14 PM by dudewherescarol - reply @________@;;; just get her drunk! haha >< Posted 10/2/2006 5:15 PM by ArtificialFlower - reply the photo criticizes itself. Posted 10/2/2006 5:22 PM by the_prototype84 - reply Guys should always drop the line: "someday, this world is gonna end, and when it does, and I want to be there with you to watch it all come crashing down." Never use the word cunt. It won't get you far. And that picture is just... it makes me cold, which contributes to furthering the shrinkage caused by the expressions on their, uh, sullen faces. Posted 10/2/2006 5:25 PM by twistedRHETORIC - reply that is the greatest photo in the history of the world Posted 10/2/2006 5:27 PM by albolin - reply oh good gawd. where did you find that photo?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA. fucking hilarious Posted 10/2/2006 5:28 PM by Jx2_66 - reply Say "you have really nice teeth. what toothpaste do you use?" No, wait. I used that on you before. Btw, the yellow butterfly in the background of the photo is cute. Posted 10/2/2006 5:29 PM by resolc - reply you're funny! Posted 10/2/2006 5:29 PM by anishaxcore - reply that last photo is quite disturbing. Posted 10/2/2006 5:32 PM by ChinaPrep - reply hahahha. "Girls don't want to hear your opinion, they just want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice." Posted 10/2/2006 5:33 PM by ataraxyvatic - reply best photo evarrrrr!!!! Posted 10/2/2006 5:38 PM by PulsarBabe - reply you pimp. Posted 10/2/2006 5:39 PM by eeleigna - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) gloomy... Bullseye! Fall... Good morning View All Minis » [mini text] [mini credits] reset Profile Pic: Default  |  Choose »  (?) reset incorrect code Code You See Below (?) Submitting… Back to CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Note: your comment will appear in CaKaLusa's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)

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