| | MandyStarz: Most deserving of a punch to her vagina award.
If
you're allergic to fobulous Asian photos, stop right now. You'll vomit
and suffer from migraines if you scroll down any further. If you
aren't, you'll probably vomit violently anyway. Why? Because I'm so
sick (like Neyo) of this MandySars
Xanga blog. I've never seen a more self-absorbed (who posts their face
as their wallpaper and banner?), more intellectually challenged
individual. Planting numerous pictures of God knows how many of
yourself is
not proper Xanga etiquette.
I can't even read her site (written in Chinese) and my intelligence has dropped tenfold.
I
can confidently say that my asscheeks bouncing up and down on my
keyboard can write better than her. I'll spare you the trauma of
visiting her site. If a pie-chart of her blog was created, here's what
it would look like:
 I
just saved you 90 minutes of your life (the amount of time to peruse
through every one of her 439,084 egotistical photos). Thank me with
cupcakes and a Gatorade later. Paris
Hilton, you've got competition. Not even Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,
and J.K. Rowling, trapped in the same room with her can help her
neanderthal writing ability. My irate fists of fury leave me restless
at night. --------------------------------------------------
Here's a few devestating blows to your eyes. Children, get your security blankets out, you'll need 'em!
Because knowing there isn't enough of us to torment society, there's two!
 But three Cakalusas can play at that game! (Did I leave the stove on outside?) ...or four.  Yay for mirror-filters in Photoshop!  Krazy-Glu recommends firm pressing when attaching wigs as seen here.
Remember, Kids: Giving head also means brushing after!  Proper placement of tampons. Someone failed health class.  Proper placement of a tennis racket. They say, "larger is better." Ladies, interested?  This photo is just screaming, "Punch me in the eyes. End my misery." No, not her eyes, MINE!  Two in the pink, one in the stink. Lots of lesbian love.  Biggest. Dildo. Ever.
Here's what people across Asia are saying about her wonderful site:
Flatulence is killer.
I visited MandyStarz and all I got was a virus.
MORTAL KOMBATTT!
Degrading Hong Kong Fashion Photo of the Day
Guest-starring our MandySars!  This outfit reminds me of someone... OH, RIGHT! Rubble-rubble! --------------------------------------- COMMENT BOMB AWAY!
this should've been done a long time ago.
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| | Posted 10/16/2006 8:02 PM - 243 comments
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but yeah, i'd say she's only appreciating her God-given features. haha and not everyone has such brilliance in writing as you do, my critical friend.
(Have no idea why...
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