Yes,
if you're furrowing your eyebrows and holding in your vomit, let it all
loose. It's okay. You're not the only one. Just like SARs, there's
another epidemic coming straight out of Hong Kong. It's called:
THE SMIRK
This
eye-tingler of a sight has been on display for months now, and after
coming upon the above video, something had to be done. At first, I
thought this would be a fad that would phase out like a female running
for president (LOW-BLOW!), but it's been running quite strong for the
past year or so.
How can you do "the smirk"? Quite simple:
Hold the camera at an awkwardly high angle
Puff out your cheeks
Enlarge your eyes
Smile
Pretend someone just stuck a fishing rod up your anus
Quite simple, really.
You
know it wouldn't hurt if they were half-decent looking, but DAMN! I've
put bags of trash in the trashcan prettier than this. What makes the
situation even worse is the complete conformity of these girls and
their hair. THEY ALL LOOK. THE. SAME.
So what better way to join in on this fun then to assimilate? Here, we have a boring photo of Chris.
Captain Morgan, eat your heart out.
After spicing it up with "The Smirk"...voila!
KAWAIIIIII!!! ^_^ KEKE! America's next top model. Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
BAD
TASTE: This Santa Claus Yankee-plane Christmas ornament is still on
sale, despite the death of pitcher Cory Lidle, whose small aircraft
crashed into an Upper East Side apartment building weeks ago.Random Motion Graphics of the Day Anyone else out there do motion graphics?
