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HOLY SMURFING SHIET!
I almost choked on
my own spit.
 This would be funny if it really were a tree costume...but it's not. It only looks like a Tinkerbell costume because she's wearing it.
I
don't know if I should be deathly frightened or rolling on my spiked
floor (yes, I keep it for situations like this), laughing my ass
off--both of which would end my misery in a timely fashion. It's girls
like this
that give other fine ladies a bad...no, I take that back. A terrible name. It saddens me
(and my delicate eyes) to expose myself to such images. THINK OF THE
CHILDREN!
She looks like she's always loud and talks really fast.
Hyper fat girls are scary. It's like a meaty hurricane.
WOOOSH!
 The original scene. 
Sure,
you can cuss at me, toss your hatemail towards me, tell me that I'm
being mean, or "you're immature!" You know what? Do you find the
following photo tasteful?
 Perhaps after a few shots bottle of Captain Morgans this might be pleasant. Case
closed. I win. Go back to suckling that bottle of breast milk, you big
baby. Maybe you'd like to join a woman's activist group while you're at
it? P.S. Make me a sandwich.
Now where were we? Ah, yes, the bad and the fugly.
The Predator honing her archery skills? No, look more closely...
 ...she's honing her hunting aka "Whats-fo-dinna?" skills.
In Today's News: Girl Brings Ugly Back. Justin Timberlake found dead at the scene.
 This ain't right. I mean, how can one possibly make a perfectly normal photo of a Corona into some cheesy porno shot? WHO DOES THAT?
This is why MySpace has a bad name. This is why men get shellshock. Not from war, but sights like this. It would make a male Helen Keller duck for cover.
UPDATE* Due to popular demand, another photo for your enjoyment (???).
 Nooooooooo! Poor dollar bill.
Site found by Bridget
In all seriousness, this is merely for kicks
and giggles. To be taken with a grain of salt.
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