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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 5/12/2008 6:57 PM Comments: 85 eProps: 147 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Tags  children  father  ghetto  men  parenthood  women Who recommended? icantsee Minis mostviolentperson mikim0to Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: franksabunch Tom oral_fixations Amuse_Bouche Koko_and_his_YumYum lavienrobbi relaxolgy myawkwardlife shanella TpC_ReiO owbert ayzabobby missasiangirl18 jeannie_dot_com ch0w behindthedimples ChubyChicka jam_on_pancake elusiivelove vysion little_apple_red mostviolentperson lil_teen_azn_grl CareyGLY sillygirl1021 authentic_black_dragon jessie623 Whispers_of_Wind maebemaebenot chipped_porcelain intinti wutuwaitn4 LegendaryPanda84 sssibilance GoSnapeGo Trinity86 aliyya786 xpureinn0cenc3 LilyNie chenmeicai Im_Moni_U_r_not two_blue_skies Ju1cyXCouture lilopinkie aimvpr mikim0to luvs_u adrenalinexxx LA2SF_HWY Vitamin_D SUGARCANEkitty EstherN simplicityoflove aznsam999 StarlahMantra geishanutz MuseErato blonde_apocalypse chauzillajp mlehaymes joezmomm samantha_tay LydJaGillers jamiemao SteadyGrowth MR_ARR0GANT Lilalala ednadarling SilentRhymes Lady_Hype kitschkid pinkdolph mayanao 1 eProp from: duckling8912

Monday, May 12, 2008   What Firstborn? When I accidentally get a girl pregnant, I’m probably going to freak out. I know this will probably happen at some time. It would be hard to make her have an abortion that would be my fault. I know that it’s really her choice. That’s why I've prepared myself for when she says she’s going to have my child. I will calmly tell her that I insist on naming the child. Whether it’s a boy or girl, their name will be “Jors”. Yes, that’s right. It will be pronounced “Yours”. Every time I see the child, I will say, “Hey! That’s Jors!”. Just letting you ladies know what to expect. Results may vary. I think my chances of getting with another girl has decreased by 500%. Ghettoriffic Photo of the Day Nothing like enjoying a deep-fried possum on your new "swing set".   Posted 5/12/2008 6:57 PM - 85 comments recommend recs1 give stars votes13 email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 85 Comments browse comments: next › | last » BOOYAH! Posted 5/12/2008 6:57 PM by CaKaLusa - reply Standing up is not birth control!!!! Posted 5/12/2008 6:59 PM by franksabunch - reply Guys can't get pregnant Posted 5/12/2008 7:00 PM by Tom - reply maybe girls should just stay away from you. period. Posted 5/12/2008 7:02 PM by oral_fixations - reply NO GLOVE, NO LOVE Posted 5/12/2008 7:03 PM by Amuse_Bouche - reply Is it really worse than a tire instead? Posted 5/12/2008 7:06 PM by Koko_and_his_YumYum - reply "Jors" is a very pretty name.. Posted 5/12/2008 7:07 PM by lavienrobbi - reply you give her an abortion, she gives you HIV? vasectomy in case the rubber pops? ah, I know! celibacy! Posted 5/12/2008 7:08 PM by relaxolgy - reply jors is actually the name that i've had planned for my child ever since i was 6. Posted 5/12/2008 7:09 PM by myawkwardlife - reply well actually, it was between jors or ramshead. a difficult decision as you can see. Posted 5/12/2008 7:10 PM by myawkwardlife - reply @myawkwardlife -  is that my son/daughter??!! Posted 5/12/2008 7:10 PM by CaKaLusa - reply @CaKaLusa - i was gonna wait till we got on jerry springer...but yes. Posted 5/12/2008 7:13 PM by myawkwardlife - reply at least you were honest. Posted 5/12/2008 7:14 PM by shanella - reply Probably see you on Maury doing the same exact dance in about 2 years from now. If it comes back positive, well. I think you'd shit bricks on the stage. Posted 5/12/2008 7:15 PM by TpC_ReiO - reply @myawkwardlife -  Do I know you? Posted 5/12/2008 7:16 PM by CaKaLusa - reply the poormans condom: pulling out. Posted 5/12/2008 7:17 PM by owbert - reply wow/ Posted 5/12/2008 7:20 PM by ayzabobby - reply I'm still waiting for that child support check from you! Posted 5/12/2008 7:22 PM by missasiangirl18 - reply lol your soo crazy! jors is a very funny name. Posted 5/12/2008 7:22 PM by jeannie_dot_com - reply i want a swing like that! Posted 5/12/2008 7:23 PM by ch0w - reply @CaKaLusa - uhh..are you joking or serious? cuz i don't think i know you in real life. Posted 5/12/2008 7:27 PM by myawkwardlife - reply omgawh in the north pole we have couch swings like that. its awesome :) Posted 5/12/2008 7:32 PM by behindthedimples - reply RYC: Lol, yup. Come pick up those beautiful, purple tulips! Posted 5/12/2008 7:37 PM by ChubyChicka - reply she's going to name it "mine" so every time when you see the child you're going to say "hey! that's Mine!" Posted 5/12/2008 7:39 PM by jam_on_pancake - reply @myawkwardlife -  joking...it was in reference to bringing me to "jerry springer"... Posted 5/12/2008 7:44 PM by CaKaLusa - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) You know you want me... I Love You I miss you brown noser View All Minis » [mini text] [mini credits] reset Profile Pic: Default  |  Choose »  (?) reset incorrect code Code You See Below (?) Submitting… Back to CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Note: your comment will appear in CaKaLusa's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)

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