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Name: Chris
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Birthday: 12/17/1985
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Friday, December 08, 2006

Stereotypes

Stereotypes that I found! they are not tamed and i didn't make them.
Just pick one!
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop.
pick the stereotype that fits you............


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be beliemic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ditzy whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE BI, so I MUST be bi.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a PROSTITUTE so I MUST have crabs.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm christian so I MUST hate homosexuals


Wednesday, July 19, 2006

You want to know about relationships? here's chris's advice

Note this: If you like somebody and want to be with some body, then do it. If you don't, then don't do it. Most of all, don't chill halfway in between because no matter what happens you're left wondering "what if". Follow your heart, let it guide you to what's meant for you. When you feel you have reached it, then take it. If it doesn't work out like you planned on it, then at LEAST you could say you followed your heart once. Within that use logic and reasoning, if your heart is leading u to a jerk or a hoe, then you should think about and follow ur common sense. haha.. but it's better to to love then to never have loved at all. If it's really hard for you to decide if you love someone or not and you're one of those people who has to lose it in order to realize how much it means to you then I believe you don't know what you want and you should save your heart the stress by working on yourself. It's not fun playing "take me back". Many of us know how that feels, that's why you take your time, do it once, and make the most of it. If you do it and there's something about it bothering u or hindering you from being who you want to be in your relationship, then DON'T JUST BREAK UP! Talk to them about it, actually talk to them about as soon as you feel it creeping up. It can be before or during the realationship, just communicate how you feel to one another. I'm no expert, but it takes no expert to figure it out. I never said this would never hurt you, but i will say that sometimes the truth, doing the right thing, honesty, communicating may hurt, but at least you did it and can learn from it. holla


Monday, July 03, 2006

You want control over the situations that you have no control over and you don't want control over the situations you do have control over......we are a selfish society, but only human.......


Saturday, July 01, 2006

nice guys finish last......

girls never know what they want, guys know what they want to get, girls know what they want but are distracted by instant pleasures and thrown off course to receiving what they want so they settle for less than what they can get. Don't judge a guy by what he says, but better by what he does. Don't judge a girl by what she wants, for she won't want it when it falls right in front of her. For the good guys.. you're still young, girls don't want good guys yet, they still want to have fun, so therefore, don't spill your pimp juice on a chick unless she likes you for more than you liking her and for more than what you'll give her, but spill it on her you'd give her the world even if you could never be with her. TBC


Tuesday, June 27, 2006

all i see are wedding pictures on facebook. They need to do a pulse on the percentage increase of married couples between the whole year last year and summer. I don't think it's a bad thing by any means, just saying "WOW! there were alot of weddings this summer" Fewer virgins at harding now..hehehe...



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