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Name: Chris
Birthday: 4/26/1985
Interests: The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce.
Expertise: Dry wit & black humor
Occupation: Full-time slacker
Industry: Art & Design
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AIM:  cakalusa
Member Since:
5/30/2002
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| California Dreamin'.
 AFK for one week. | | |
| Temporary Love.
It's what's in.
Everlasting love. Is it
something that's a vague display of affection or simply a hit from the
70's? Even if the feeling of love was only temporary, would you still
risk it?
I don't feel love--I don't have a heart--I'm a robot.
But if I was the Tinman from "The Wizard of Oz" and received mine,
would I even bother wasting time finding true love?
When I go
out on the hunt for a potential life partner, I make sure they have the
potential for years to come; they could be wifey material. Perhaps this
is what prevents me from ever finding that one special lady who will
probably do my laundry for 60+ years when we get married (or maybe my
3rd marriage by that time).
But what if I only wanted "temporary
love"? A partner who I knew in the back of my mind had no potential for
a long future but wanted to share great memories with? Just think back
in your life--what were your fondest memories? They probably weren't
the lengthiest ones--birthday parties, trips with family, or finding
that $20 bill in your dirty laundry.
I'm beginning to think relationships don't have to last forever, but rather, it's the memories you create.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a heart to steal from the hospital's morgue.
Wow, this entry was more soft than the egg's I had this morning.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
Who needs an exterminator when you have A-Rod?  "Mmm...that's one tasty mic!"  "FA LA LA LA LA! How's my voice?"  Narcolepsy. A biker's worst enemy.
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| Cakalusa's Caption Contest.
Just let these degrading sports photos be your guide.
 1  2  3  4  5 Winning captions will be revealed in a future posting! GO!
California Dreaming.
I'm preparing to make my yearly Mecca to Cali-pornia. July 18-23rd. Message me if you want to stalk me.
Full House!
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| Hitting the Gym.
I just got hit on by an old lady at the gym. A typical soccer mom
who's bordering contemplation of a botox injection or going for the
full 9; a face lift. She had a Juicy Couture jumpsuit, reminiscent of Guido teens at a slumber party. It all started the moment I placed my
foot on the treadmill. She neighbored me and was constantly peeking over
to me--I could see her with my limited peripheral vision. I thought
nothing of it at first, perhaps she wanted to read my statistics of my
LCD screen. But I shrugged it off and continued being humored by The
Simpsons playing on the televisions overhead.
But she didn't
stop staring. That's when I couldn't take it. I quickly paused my
treadmill 10 minutes into my running program and headed to the weight
lifting section. I took a quick sip at the water fountain and proceeded
to the scale adjacent to it, a mirror in front of me. That's when I
gasped lightly as I see the old lady staring right. at. my. butt.
What the fawk.
I quickly bolted away from the area and left promptly. Something tells me I won't be frequenting the gym as often.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day The new term for "heavyweight"
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| Asian and Still Not Getting Laid?
Turn gay.
I've observed
and find it interesting that in the gay world, Asians are definitely
higher up on the desirability totem pole, at least more so than in the heterosexual world. Opposite in Heteroland, girls go for White guys, then Hispanics and blacks, and somewhere in a distant fourth place are
Asian, Middle Easterns, etc. fighting it out for a chance with the
ladies. In homo-world, man, the gays say they love the Asians. Just an
observation. You know, in case you're desperate for love, affection, and a sore butt.
Photos of Random Dining Experiences the Past Month.
 Smile!  #8  How Asian.  The Royal Sampler  The coolest looking dining hall at Buddakan. Food there is overrated though.
Degrading Sports Photos of the Day Oh, they loveeee ball tag! | | |
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