Every time I aspire to some creative venture, my first defeat comes quickly at the hands of an expert in the same field. I keep thinking, "I can do this fiction novel thing, sure I can." And then I go and read a book like The Wednesday Letters by Jason Wright. It is such a masterpiece, even my greatest intentions pale in comparison. I have told everyone I know about this book. I'm like a tiny little Oprah. When something becomes one of my Favorite Things, I let the world know. That makes me good at marketing, right?
And with blogging, I'm really doing my best. Well, I could be doing better if I didn't have all these other pesky projects going on like work and parenting. I want to write, really I do. Yet some days, more often than not, I give in to the teenage urge to post a youtube clip. UG. Please know that music is a deep and inspiring interest for me. It's not just "hey, here's a song". Know that when you listen to a song I post, you are in a sense reading my mind. (OK, the teeny bikini song was pure fluff. I apologise.)
OK, so I'm trying to put out a decent blog that a few people might enjoy reading. Then along comes someone like http://thepioneerwoman.com/ to put ol' Cambrya to shame. Now, that is an entertaining blog! I wonder, does she do her own web design? Because that's really something I stink at. Maybe she has an assistant who does all that. Maybe my blog would be fantastic if I had said assistant to make my thoughts look all aesthetically pleasing. If she designs her own page, I just don't want to know. Add that talent to the cooking, gardening, photography and quick wit and she's the type of woman that makes the rest of us want to crawl in a hole.
I know, I know. Everyone has to start somewhere. Jason Wright was probably a pitiful blogger (or equivalent) one day, long ago. I just want to be noteworthy for something. Did you know that I can write with my toes? I also posess the amazing ability to recall useless music trivia and lyrics, and really fast too. Marketing, remember I'm really good at word-of-mouth marketing. And let me just say, I think I am a blast at parties.
Pioneer Woman says that she channels Lucille Ball and Ethel Merman. I do not believe in the channeling thing as an actual phenomenon. But the concept of molding your personality to embrace the essence of some remarkable character is interesting to me. So, from now on I'm going to use the word channel, but I don't really mean it.
I have decided that I channel Claire Huxtable from the Cosby Show and Maxine from Judging Amy. The characters, not the actors. Although Tyne Daily is quite a woman.
Who do you channel?