Things I've Learned In Denver:

- My new address. This, however, came after I gave the wrong address to the entire state of Colorado including: the state department of education, the drivers license bureau, my new bank, the school I will be working at, etc.

- Having Ohio license plates allowed for not knowing where things were and for being a bad driver. My new Colorado plates, however, do not.

- The "Mile High City" literally means we are 5000-some feet closer to the sun.

- That being said, not wearing sunscreen at a Rockies game is unacceptable and leads to some killer sunburns and one very red nose.

- 95% of the time I have no idea where I am, and Mapquest is a bitch for not understanding that.

- Julie's idea of going into Starbucks and holding up a sign offering to pay for someones coffee if they will just be my friend might actually improve my social status.