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Sunday, May 04, 2008

  • Cheerios

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

    "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

    The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
    with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
    man?"

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

  • Colors of Music

    Its mesmerizing how songs can emit a special color that dances along with its melody. Its like there's a whole spectrum in a list of songs when you listen closely. Every song has its list of colors but the songs I call my favorites are the ones I can see the brightest and feel the clearest.

    Shawty is a ten- Aquamarine
    Kiss Kiss- Crimson/Scarlet
    No Air- Silver/Lilac/Periwinkle/Mist
    Soulja Girl- Sky blue
    Trap or Die- Dark Green/ Teal
    The Kill- Onyx/Black
    Black Butterfly- Silver/Lilac
    U got it Bad- Goldish/Amber


Saturday, April 19, 2008

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