Im trying to help my brother out with the SATs, so we went to borders to go look at whats available as material. I found out, they changed the SAT to make it harder for asians.

No im serious, the new SAT I out of 2400 pnts has two parts to it that asians are bad at instead of one. it use to be Math and Verbal, now its Math, Verbal, and Writing. whats even stupider is that the Writing in the new SAT 1 is exactly the same as the SAT II Writing test, im not kidding, it is exactly the same down to the last stupid question about parallelism and I/me confusions.

I can just imagine those asshole ETS guys sitting in their office. " ok guys, these asians are running us out of town, first, they take the math section from us, now, there verbal score is catching up, what should we do"?

then they take a look at the typical asian guy's SAT scores:

Ksou Too Hye sex: male ethnicity: Chinese

SAT I Math: 790 Verbal: 520

 SAT II Math: 800 Chemistry: 780 Writing: 300

" SIR! I KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

They need to understand, us asians arent smarter, theres no need to suppress us, if anything they should pity us. Studies say us asians have the lowest self-esteem ratings of all the races. And do you really want to know why we do so well in school? its the ancient asian philosophy that all races should follow if you want your kids to excell:

You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 73% Virgin 70% Sex God 50% A Romantic 50% How are you in bed created with QuizFarm.com

I got bored today and started thinking about my last two years at NU, then i started thinking about the April fools joke the girls played by putting my friend Parth on some kind of Indian marriage matching site. I wanted to revisit that site so I decided to go looking for it. I didnt find it, but I found a infinite number of adds of this nature ( I chose this one because it has a funny spelling error):

KMG-914171    Ahmedabad based Brahmin family invites proposal for their son April 71/5'-5"/50 Kg.    B. Sc. & at present working as a General Manager (Purchase).  His income in six figures.  He is very handsome, fair, good looking. Seeks a beautiful, good looking, fair, homely, cultured girl from any higher Gujarati caste. 

there were other ones that were kind of funny, like one about a divorsee son, but made sure to point out it was the brides fault and that the groom has no "issues", but that the new bride must be from USA,Canada or UK. hrmmm..............ulterior motives?

anyhow, i just thought this was kinda funny, im not singling out indians, not trying to be racist. im sure other cultures are funny to in other ways, but Im in HPME ( Hindu program in medical education) and there are alot of indian girls and they are becoming of marrying age so this issue is very close to me. Also, they shoudve put me on that site, if anyone is willing to overlook the fact that im chinese, then maybe id be a pretty good catch being that im so fair skinned and live in the US.

recent events in my life

shine/glare:

defeat:

today i found out that the most unlamest, most socially keen, smoothest guy writes lame journals about himself and his thoughts just like me.

this is where my life is spent, the science and tech institute

as you can see, vidhya is not to happy that I forced her to stand

there and be in the picture.

i really think our mascot should be the squirrel, Northwestern is litered with them, they are like locus. plus, they are alot like Northwestern students, kids like to feed them bagels so they are fat spoiled little sh*ts, they arnt even afraid of you, look how close I got to this one.

This one here ran up the tree to escape from me

Although ive been posting pictures, its been awhile since ive actually said anything.

i dont know how else to describe my feelings right now except for maybe homesickness? maybe its just sickness of school.

finals are a bitch. I just got butt fucked by physics cause the proffessor thought it would be fun to suprise us and ask us to prove the formulas we memorized rather than use them on the test, after each student turned in a test, he'd open it and laugh " well thats imaginative " " guys, time to finish up or give up"

bastard

this morning i woke up after a 1.5 hr power nap, the only sleep i had since the night before. I woke up to my cell phone, it was trance. so i did a lil boogie. and a little dance piece of mine that resembled the one done by william hung. this occured at 8am this morning.

therefore: when without alchohol, the closest substitute is probably sleep deprivation.