It's just you and God now. Take it easy.

4/27

10 am

South Post Chapel

i guess the previous post was a bit harsh.

oh well. i think i'll take it back...because im sure the main people i directed that post to probably thinks it didn't apply to them since they're self righteous fags. if you thought i was full of shit, or scoffed at my comments and said/thought i was sure to go to hell, THE MESSAGE WAS FOR YOU SHITSTICK.

i'll end it there. i wasn't upset nor did i get any repercussion from the previous post, i thought it just needed some clarification.

so what's up. how are you guys doing these days?

Dear Jesus Freaks,

-Actions speak louder than words. Don't preach if you don't follow them yourselves. Fucking hypocrites.

-It really is nice to know that you love God and all, but please kindly shut the fuck up about it. It's nice to praise God when good things happen, but can't you praise it quietly?

-You don't see buddhists condemning you to eternal hell just because you don't believe in buddha. If you have to condemn, do so quietly, keep it to yourself, or better yet, pray for them! But please, pray so no one around you can hear.

-Let's be honest here. Main reason most people goto church is because they are lonely.

I got plenty more reasons why you jesus freaks irritate me and million other people, but I'll stop here, I don't want you to think im Satan's son or anything...or AM I.

p.s. If you're a gung ho Christian and got offended by this, be a good Christian you claim to be and turn the other cheek, or pray for me so that I find salvation (cue church choir). But if you wish to condemn me, go knock yourselves out. But please, do any of the options I listed quietly. Please. If you don't, baby Jesus will cry.

p.p.s. I give props to the TRUE Christians/Catholics/etc...you know who you are.

i know this was around since the beginning of the internet...

but i found em translated in Korean also.

so i dedicate this for the fobs.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º)
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û)
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥)
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å)


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ)
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê)
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø)
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«)


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.)
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.)

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ»¶§±îÁø.)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó
ĪÇÑ´Ù.)
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.)
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ­´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.)


APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
(³²ÀÚ´Â Àß·Á°í ´©¿üÀ»¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾ´Ù.)
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» Åð»öÇÑ µí ÇÏ´Ù.)


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.)
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.)


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼­µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.)
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.)

not to get all sentimental n shit, but i would like to take this moment and say:

1) to those i intentionally and unintentionally hurt physically,mentally or spiritually (god forbid), i'm sorry.

2) i don't judge people that easily. so relax, put your feet up and talk to me.

3) ...

think that's it. boy i feel better, load off my chest that was.