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Name: Celebrity Critique
Gender: Female
Interests: Books, Flying cars, Orlando Bloom.....*small voice* Michael Emerson and Christopher Lee!
Expertise: Talking about Celebs!
Occupation: Talking about Celeba
Industry: Michael Emerson!---- UH huh. Y
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/17/2007
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| Michael Emerson - Farenwyde Kook
The guy is intolerably cute. He has to have the best grin of any celebrity, ever. In looks, he definitely gets a 10, and no debate about it! In acting he gets a 9. Although he may always play stereotyped maniacal villains, his acting is so dramatically stunning that most everyone becomes an instant fan.
Bryce Dallas Howard - Farenwyde Kook
This actress holds an almost ethereal beauty about her. Totally ten on the scale of looks, and 8 on the acting. Boo on anyone who thinks otherwise. [Power to redheads!]
Chad Michael Murray - Farenwyde Kook
Can I get an EW, EW, EW?! This guys is SO a minus 1. That hair looks like something my grandma knitted. And what's with the little chin hair scruffies? He looks like a teenage, wannabe gangsta. Dude. Necklaces are for girls.
Angelina Jolie - Farenwyde Kook
Although her acting STINKS all the way to the planet Jupiter; she’s pretty enough. I give her a 7. But actually... is that a receding hairline? Someone needs bangs.
Ok, and now we get to MY opinions. Mrs. Me.
Chad Michael Murray– Mrs. Me.
I give’em a 9. With short hair he rocks!
(And necklaces are NOT just for girls!)
But the long hair just ain’t workin’ for me.
As an actor, I give him a 6. What I’ve seen of him, He can do better...
 Angelina Jolie. – Mrs. Me.
I’ll give her a 6. Yeah, she’s pretty, But seriously, are those lips REALLY hers??
Her acting is good, I’ll give her a 5.
Michael Emerson– Mrs. Me.
Ok. Contrary to what Farenwyde Kook thinks, this guy needs a little help. I give him a 3.
Seriously, he looks like a hobbit or something.
Bryce Dallas Howard– Mrs. Me.
Ok, she’s not as pretty as everyone says she is. But she does have something going for her. I’ll give her a 8.
Her acting is OK. Not the best I’ve seen, though.
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| About Mrs. Me.
"Mrs. Me is known world over here in our humble town as the dreamer. She always has her nose in a book or a magazine. She was first introduced to me as a wonderful writer, and storyteller.
When I read her review on Eminem, it was like my world did a flip-flop! She is more likely to drool over the "hawt" young actors than the "nice looking" older ones, but occasionally she'll give in.
She has a uncanny sense about her, and an uncommonly good knowledge of modern celebrities. By reading her ratings, you will not only find your own sense and taste improving- but you will be challenged to look beyond the nose ring or green hair.
You will see raw and honest critique in her writing."
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| ...what people are saying about F. Kook"Farenwyde Kook is nationally known as a far and wide kook. She is more apt to swoon over some old dude with a British accent than the latest punk rockstar. She one day aspires to become the dictator of Anartica."
"When I first read Farenwyde's critiques on celebrities, the world was opened up to me in a whole new way. Through her exemplary writings, I was introduced to the magic of Christopher Lee's singing voice, the wonder of strange accents, and I soon lost my crush on that ugly Tobey Maguire."
"Miss Kook is an example to us all of the truly un-fan-girlish fan-girl."
"Although Miss Kook is generally known for her best-selling books, The Pacifists Guide to World Domination, I believe her celebrity ratings will impact society in a great way."
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