Celebrity_Critique's Xanga

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:42:14 GMT

Michael Emerson - Farenwyde Kook

The guy is intolerably cute. He has to have the best grin of any celebrity, ever. In looks, he definitely gets a 10, and no debate about it! In acting he gets a 9. Although he may always play stereotyped maniacal villains, his acting is so dramatically stunning that most everyone becomes an instant fan.

Bryce Dallas Howard - Farenwyde Kook

This actress holds an almost ethereal beauty about her. Totally ten on the scale of looks, and 8 on the acting. Boo on anyone who thinks otherwise. [Power to redheads!]

Chad Michael Murray - Farenwyde Kook

Can I get an EW, EW, EW?! This guys is SO a minus 1. That hair looks like something my grandma knitted. And what's with the little chin hair scruffies? He looks like a teenage, wannabe gangsta. Dude. Necklaces are for girls.

Angelina Jolie - Farenwyde Kook

Although her acting STINKS all the way to the planet Jupiter; she’s pretty enough. I give her a 7. But actually... is that a receding hairline? Someone needs bangs.


Ok, and now we get to MY opinions. Mrs. Me.
Chad Michael Murray– Mrs. Me.

I give’em a 9. With short hair he rocks!
(And necklaces are NOT just for girls!)

But the long hair just ain’t workin’ for me.
As an actor, I give him a 6. What I’ve seen of him, He can do better...

Angelina Jolie. – Mrs. Me.

I’ll give her a 6. Yeah, she’s pretty, But seriously, are those lips REALLY hers??
Her acting is good, I’ll give her a 5.

Michael Emerson– Mrs. Me.

Ok. Contrary to what Farenwyde Kook thinks, this guy needs a little help. I give him a 3.
Seriously, he looks like a hobbit or something.

Bryce Dallas Howard– Mrs. Me.

Ok, she’s not as pretty as everyone says she is. But she does have something going for her. I’ll give her a 8.
Her acting is OK. Not the best I’ve seen, though.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:33:30 GMT

About Mrs. Me.

"Mrs. Me is known world over here in our humble town as the dreamer. She always has her nose in a book or a magazine. She was first introduced to me as a wonderful writer, and storyteller.

When I read her review on Eminem, it was like my world did a flip-flop! She is more likely to drool over the "hawt" young actors than the "nice looking" older ones, but occasionally she'll give in.

She has a uncanny sense about her, and an uncommonly good knowledge of modern celebrities. By reading her ratings, you will not only find your own sense and taste improving- but you will be challenged to look beyond the nose ring or green hair.

You will see raw and honest critique in her writing."

...what people are saying about F. Kook

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:11:38 GMT

"Farenwyde Kook is nationally known as a far and wide kook. She is more apt to swoon over some old dude with a British accent than the latest punk rockstar. She one day aspires to become the dictator of Anartica."

"When I first read Farenwyde's critiques on celebrities, the world was opened up to me in a whole new way. Through her exemplary writings, I was introduced to the magic of Christopher Lee's singing voice, the wonder of strange accents, and I soon lost my crush on that ugly Tobey Maguire."

"Miss Kook is an example to us all of the truly un-fan-girlish fan-girl."

"Although Miss Kook is generally known for her best-selling books, The Pacifists Guide to World Domination, I believe her celebrity ratings will impact society in a great way."