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| 21Hey! So Now I am officially old! As my sister Kaylen would say. But I am completely free and noone can tell me what to do now, I am free. Because when you go out, everyone has that mind set on the restuarant menu, you should have seen my predicament when now i get what i want, even on the back page. That use to be the forbidden page for me, because when i went out, i instinctful said coke. when they ask me what i wanted to drink? and char the sophicate he is, always got something glamorous, and me; being his adoring, yet young wife; i couldn't have that freedom. Now I do and I had that surreal feeling on my 21st birthday, Getting a call from my parents on my birthday was the norm except this time i take responisbility and accountability on my prolly drunk self or willing to be drunk on my 21st i guess. All the parents can say now is be careful, i was like thats it! usually its a lecture or something. Well I will give you the commercial version. Its faster and funnier, i am going for that i guess! 21- sad. always crying on my birthdays. char my only friend. chillis. 3 alcoholic beverages, sorry thats my limit folks. bqq ribs. ribs on fave shirt and pants etc........... waiter brings tide to go pen lots of wet naps. 65 bucks char being romantic "Happy 21st BDAY to BABY" priceless. all you need is a visa debit card and ids of course! next day arm hurts from playing to much wii! | | |
| just thoughtsSEXUAL BENEFITS
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed love-making reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your skin glow.
3. Love-making can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20
laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives
off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex
perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to
wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A love-making session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of love-making can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck with sex. Now get to it. | | |
| quote of the day" The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" ~Edmund Burke | | |
| weekly rambles1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? | | |
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