There have been several so-called facts published about me. I have already verified the sex rumors. Now, I have decided to branch out and verify all the rumors. little by little, one by one, the truth shall be heard.  You see my followers, not all the things you have heard about me are true. I will give you an example. I can only give you the information little by little, for if i were to tell you all the wonders of myself at one time, your minds would be so amazed they would most likely explode! I never kill by explosions. Only by roundhouse kicks! Now, here is your first piece of information:

I have heard some say that the grass is always greener on the other side, unless I am on the other side, in which case it is red (from blood). This is not true.  I make the grass red on BOTH sides!

yes, hard to believe, i know. But true. Remember, respect the roundhouse kick!