Hahaha, this is soo Funny, and I thought I'll share it with u guys!! This is written by Alex W. >> Enjoy! << ....Wheres Aerith?? ..... If u wanna see other funny fanfiction, just go to www.xanga.com/Imagine_Asian_Girl
BacK aT SchOol *sigh*
*10 years ago, everyone is still at school*
 Ahhhh school the principle of modern technology
 Woteva, i hope we don't have to sit next to Sephiroth again he's a real drag...
oh yeah, i hope he gets beaten up by those bullies again this year
owwwwwwww.....poor sephiroth
*the 2 of them walk into school*
 hi everyone, I like to make model airplanes
 I collect beanie babies
HAHAHAHA!!
Oh yeah plane boy! *smashes Cid's model Tiny Bronco*
NOOOOOOOO!!! *bursts into tears*
HAHAHAHA!!
*Sephiroth sits quietly at the desk nearest to the teacher then Cloud and Tifa walk in*
 Hi Cloud *gives him a big hug* i hope you'll sit next to me oh what fun we shall have learning fascinating algebra together
Actually I'm sitting next to Zack and Tifa this year
Oh.......................................ok *sigh*
*Rude walks in*
 hmmmmmmmmm......hey Tifa, you're looking VERY sexy this morning
kiss my ass!
ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yes please!
YEAH, ME TOO!
Both of you can feck off!
Oh well, maybe next year
*first lesson ends*
cursed Geography teacher she gave me a stinkin essay to do on mannors!
And she gave us all essay's to do on Asia!
Dude, a least now it is free-period
i am a little depressed now...
You just lost your pen get over it!!
Ok...
Ack......just borrow mine
Yay! i love you Cloud!
ohhhhhhhhh did i say that out loud!?........oppppppppps!
CODE RED, CODE RED!!!! We've got a bender in the building!!!!!
Leave me alone you bully!
*lunch period starts*
Whoo-hoo time for lunch and if anyone tries to cut in front of me I'll smack em one!!
Mrs Vigs :Back of the line Miss Lockheart
huh? Why??
Mrs Vigs: For threatening to beat the sh*t out of the other students!
.................Damn
*lunch period ends*
Mrs Vigs is REALLY starting to piss me off!
ok guys i gotta plan............................ *whisper, whisper*
ok, lets go, I'll hide for a sec
*Mrs Vigs approaches where cloud is hiding*
NOW!!
HAVE SOME OF THIS YOU BITCH! * lobs a hamburger at miss Vigs* DIRECT HIT!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! *Cid dives through the air bombing Mrs Vigs with sticky donuts*
hmmmmm.....let me just chop up this pie, ready to fire at the fat bitch!
Mrs Vigs: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pie! yum yum yum! *gets splatted in the face by a faggot*
*While Cloud is chopping up the pie, his buster sword flies out of his hand and impales Mrs Vigs to the wall*
opppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppps!
Deputy Head:Dention cloud!
But Cid and Rude were in on it too!
Deputy Head: But they didn't stab Mrs Vigs between the eyes with a sword! did they!?
hmmmmmmmm....fair enough, so how long is my detention for?
Deputy Head: well.......its about time i got a pay rise, if you do the same to the headmaster as you did to Mrs Vigs we can forget about this little detention...........ok?
That's a deal!
*Cloud heads off to the Headmasters office..............* | 
