For All Dem Haters

Baby, life is too good for me to be trippen cuz y'all ho'z be jealous!!! So kiss ma naturally tanned ass, Thanks :)

23

Damn I feel old. I needsta start the Oil of Olay early so i look 25 when im 30.

Amen

Bday

Party or no party? That is the question. As much as parties are fun, I stress out too much over them. I put too much effort into the menu, drinks, and the environment. Perhaps me and the girls may just hit a restaurant and then later hit a club, make it exclusive. Oh well, I have another week to think about it.

Thanksgiving- As much as I love to cook and I'm fuckin good at it. This time of the holiday, I stay my ass out the damn kitchen and let the sisters handle everythang. Women tend to be territorial in the kitchen especially when men are around. Most likely my ass will be stuck running to the local Safeway every damn 5 minutes. If I get lucky I get to pull an afternoon shift so when i get home I can just pig out then go have cocktails later with the girls.

I wonder what these bitches gone get me for my bday

So I finally found out why " Big Girls Don't Cry..."

CUZ THEY TOO BUSY EATIN.

OMG