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Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Cupertino
Birthday: 6/21/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: #1 Goal: To make the next 4 years of ur life easier by sharing the words of wisdom from our leader.__
__#2 Goal: Bring down Bush__
__#3 Goal: Remove all Evidence of Bush__
__#4 Goal: Salvage the Post-Bush Country
Expertise: Bush Bashing
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| Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his
daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" | | |
| "That's
George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting
thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him
last year. Isn't that interesting?" —George W. Bush, while showing
German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington,
D.C., May 5, 2006
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a
7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." —George W. Bush, on his
best moment in office,
interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006 (sad thing is that it's probably true)
"I think
— tide turning
— see, as I remember
— I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of
— it's easy to see a tide turn
— did I say those words?"
—George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington,
D.C., June 14, 2006
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I agree
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| As most of you know, today is when over a million immigrants, most of
them illegal, march in hope for a path to citizenship and against a law
that might make illegal immigration a felony.
One doesn't need to look far to see the irony of this situation, what are they protesting against? Is
it wrong that we punish the lawbreakers in our country? Is it wrong
that we grant the legal immigrants citizenship while denying
citizenship to those who do not obey our laws? It is ridiculous and
utterly mind-boggling that illegal immigrants are protesting against
the government trying to enforce the rules. Even more ridiculous that
some Americans are being persuaded by their arguments.
The illegal immigrants argue that they are hardworking people, what
about the hardworking legal immigrants? Is it fair that the ones who
obey our laws are losing job opportunities to illegal immigrants? If we
give amnesty to the illegal immigrants, we will only be sending out a
terrible message to the legal immigrants that the procedures and laws
in our countries are worthless.
They argue that the illegal immigrants are poor and desperate, is being
poor and desperate a justification for breaking a law? I'm sure many
robbers, thieves, and murderers are as miserable as the illegal
immigrants, but that that in any way justify their crime? There are
many ways to enter this country legally, if they just pick one of
those, we wouldnt have all these dumb problems.
What the hell has America become...is this the type of freedom that our
founding fathers had in mind? That we had the right to break laws, and
protest if the government tries to enforce them? Heck, at the rate
this is going, we might soon see convicts all over the country
protesting whenever America tries to crack down on crime. Do the right
thing, and show the World that America is a country with law and order.
Illegal immigrants don't deserve America's wealth and opportunity, it
belongs to AMERICANS and those who respect and obey our laws.
on the bright side, here's a funny quote
"I believe that the government that governs best is a government that
governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous
government in Iraq."
another one
"The scandal of the week for the White House is
that Dick Cheney's main man Scooter Libby says that it was Bush himself who
approved leaking classified information. I find that hard to believe, that
President Bush is allowed to see classified information."
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| whoo hoo it's the third anniversary of the Iraq War, with 2000+ dead
and who knows how many Iraqis dead. Actually, the third anniversary was
this Monday, but I was too lazy to update.
It seems like only yesterday when the bush administration said "Major
combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United
States and our allies have prevailed." while standing under a mission
accomplished banner.
or
"We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear
weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons."
or
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad
and east, west, south and north somewhat." Rumsfield referring to the
WMD
or
"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass
destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of
equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."
and the clear winner...drumroll!
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."-Dubya
wonderful, just wonderful.
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