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| I am in the winter of my seasonal despair. Which is a pun. And that's sort of tragic in itself.
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| I bought two goldfish yesterday but I don't think either of them likes me. They are the scrawny 12 cent kind that you are supposed to feed to turtles so they are a bit twitchy and spazzy. The guy at Petco kept trying to convince me to buy one of the pretty fantail goldfish with the fat bodies. I tried repeatedly to explain to him my ethical stance on animal cruelty and animal breeding that results in the production of a less sound species, but he didn't really listen so then I was all "yo them be two-fiddy a piece." after which he left me alone.
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| I want to get a T-shirt that says " I heart apathy" and when people get offended and ask me how I could possibly make such a claim, I'll just shrug my shoulders.
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| Revised List of The Top 5 Things That Annoy Me:
5) The fact that I ALWAYS arrive about 2 steps too late to catch the subway car. It's not just that I miss it, it's that I JUST miss it. I ALMOST had it, I was right fucking there. It's that anticipatory sensation that gets you. You feel your hand closing around an object a split second before you grasp it, you feel yourself sliding through that subway car door- and if it gets away- well then you're sort of left dry-heaving, swallowing air . and it is REALLY FUCKING ANOYING.
5) a) That while I am waiting for the next train, two arrive at the opposite side of the platform before one comes to my side.
4) A nosebleed- the more annoyed you get, the worse it gets. THis seems spiteful to me. A nosebleed is an especially annoying subset of the always annoying category - the self reinforcing cycle.
3) trying to hold too many things at once. Especially if I have to dig something out of my purse and ESPECIALLY if it is raining. An umbrella exacerbates any annoying situation.
2) When I fuck something up that I could have done right.
1) THE most annoying thing by far is when I lose something, It doesn't matter if it is an object or an intangible thing like a status or an accomplishment. If I owned it before and now I don't, I'm pissed. I really can't get over it. That's the most annoying thing I can think of. That and Gavin DeGraw. He ties. Also having something caught in my teeth. That really bugs me too.
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