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"All horses deserve, at least once in their lives, to be loved by a little girl."
Author Unknown
"I have seen things so beautiful they have brought tears to my eyes. Yet none of them can match the gracefulness and beauty of a horse running free."
Author Unknown
"I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted."
Author Unknown
"When your horse follows you without being asked, when he rubs his head on yours, and when you look at him and feel a tingle down your spine...you know you are loved."
John Lyons
No heaven can heaven be, if my horse isn't there to welcome me.
He has galloped through young girl's dreams, added richness to grown women's lives, and served men in war and strife.
~Toni Robinson
. . .A horse is a thing of such beauty. . .none will tire of looking at him as long as he displays himself in his splendor.
~Xenophon
It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!
~The Horse Whisperer
I'd rather be dumped by a horse than dumped by a man!
To Ride Or Not To Ride?....What A Stupid Question!
Both a horse and a man have something in common, both dump you, though generally you get over the horse's dumping first.
The essential joy of being with horses is that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit, and fire.
~Sharon Ralls Lemon
Your horse loves you; not for your looks, but for your love!
^ and food!
The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears.
~ Arabian proverb
Why use a crop on the horse-they are made for the sibling!
If you start getting nervous about getting hurt you will be....If you are worringing about the danger it's time to give up.
~Jason Weaver (jockey)
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.
~Pat Parelli
"What's that boiling, coffee or horse piss?" "Horse piss-he ate the grounds and I couldn't see to let them
go to waste."
**I have never been able to get **
**the barrels to race **
**the shows to jump **
**the flat to race **
**poles to bend **
**Haven't been able to get **
**the harness to race **
**the team to pen **
*Have You?*
In riding a horse we borrow freedom.
~Helen Thomson
Put some excitement between you legs, ride a horse.
--Unknown
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle"
--Winston Churchill
"Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning
stables."
--Monica Dickens
A Dog looks up to a man,
A cat looks down on a man,
But a patient horse looks a man in the eye and sees him as an equal.
A woman needs two animals: The horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it.
Poverty is another word for owning a horse...
If every child had a horse, what's the point a getting a car?
If every child had a horse, what's the point a getting a car?
Life is short!! Hug your horse!!
When riding my horse I no longer have my heart in my chest, but between my knees.
A horse is an angel without wings
A good rider can hear his horse speak to him.
A great rider can hear his horse whisper.
But a bad rider won't hear his horse even if it screams at him!
The Joy of horses is not the riding, jumping, racing,showing, or grooming, but of owning!!!
The love for a horse is just as complicated as the love for another human being...If you never love a horse, you will never understand.
A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care.
- Pat Parelli
A horse is like a best friend. They`re always there to nuzzle you and make your life a better place.
The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!
I live in a house but my home is in the stable.
Horse... If God made anything more beautiful he kept it for himself!
A western horse has guts and commitment, an english horse has grace and elegance, but my horse has it all!
Been There... Jumped That!
If you are a rider, the number one thing to do is ... marry money!
What the colt learns in youth he continues in old age.
- French Proverb
It is the difficult horses that have the most to give you.
- Lendon Gray
Every time you ride, your either teaching or un-teaching your horse.
- Gordon Wright
You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper.
- Dagobert D. Runes
Ask not what your horse can do for you - Ask what you can do for your horse.
Ask not what your horse can do for you - Ask what you can do for your horse.
A dog may be man's best friend...But the horse wrote history.
Heels down and head up, knees down and Heart up, Ankles close to your horse's side, elbows close to your own.
A horse is an animal not a machine and is only as good as it's rider.
Riding is not a sport, it is a passion. If you do not share the passion, you do not know the sport, and therefore are wasting your time.
Horses comment on a car -"150 horsepower, big deal. I'd be impressed if it ran on hay."
When riding a horse we leave our fear, troubles, and sadness behind on the ground.
- Juli Carlson
If Horses Were in High School, What Cliques Would They Be In?
- Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.
- Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.
- Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch their spots move.
- Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?)
- Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow .... gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
- Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
- Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
- Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?
- Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).
- Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
- Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.
- Warmbloods: Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?
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