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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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Egyptian Monkeys
My latest creation. What do you think?
My most recent dream was that people built pyramids in our subdivision. I insult and criticize them. The government finds out and they send raging Egyptian monkey hit men after me... The government is after us people! They hear everything!-CrazyKey123
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
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Where Children Play
'Cause that's where I'd let my kids play.
-CrazyKey123
Friday, June 13, 2008
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Stoner Cows!
It has become apparent to me that this fast food restaurant, Chick-fil-A, is for stoners. So you're probably wondering to yourself why I would make an accusation as such or what possibly could have led me to proclaim such a statement. Well, here let me give you a background check and exactly why I believe this...
Chick-fil-A is a restaurant chain that started in Atlanta, Georgia. It is the second-biggest chicken-based fast-food chain in the United States. It's mostly found in the south and midwest area. By 2007, they had over 1,300 locations in over 35 U.S. states.
Now, what could cause me to think such a crazy thing about a nice little restaurant being for stoners? No, I am not saying the restaurant is just for stoners. I'm saying it was also created by stoners. That's right. Have you ever noticed that they can't spell or do fractions, hrm? I even have evidence that they may be hiding a secret message in their advertising.
Please, view the billboards/evidence below:
Above is the company's most prominent slogan... 'EAT MOR CHIKIN'
Does anyone else not notice the errors in that statement?
Marijuana does kill the brain cells, children.
Above is another billboard... 5 out of 5?
I do believe the majority of this case doesn't fall under "cows agree". It falls under the category of "that isn't a proper fraction".
Proof that stoners do NOT need to be in the White House.
So George Bush, get out!
The billboard above has a slightly secret, alluring aspect to it for all stoners. When kids are sitting around smoking some reefer and they start having illusions that typically see the famous dancing purple hippo!
That purple guy on that billboard, that is what he represents to all stoners.
Above, is what any typical person would see whenever they passed this particular billboard.
Below, is what stoners see when they look at this billboard.
Yes, that is correct. You've seen it here... "Weed Burgerz".
So, come on, is this not enough proof for you people? What will it take to make you see the truth!? Chick-fil-A is for stoners. The sooner you accept the truth, the better that chicken will taste. I assure you.-CrazyKey123
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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You for One. Me for Another.
Life keeps turning. I think I'm moving. But when I open eyes I've gone nowhere.
I recently got a new kitten. It's pretty much hell spawn, and enjoys attacking people's feet.
Yet everyone thinks it's by far one of the cutest kittens they've ever seen, so just to be an ass I'm naming this kitten "Meatloaf".
Let's review the scenario:
Mike: Awww! What a cute kitten! What'd you name it?!
Me: Meatloaf.
Mike: Meatloaf? Why... Meatloaf?
Me: It's suitable.
Case closed. They ask no more questions and I'm left to bask in my own peculiar humor.Recent Writings:
I'm currently working on a group of pieces I'm going to call 'A Series of Interruptions'.
It's just a group of random, hilarious stories/rants that are just comical and fun to read.
I've written two pieces so far, and am still in the process of editing the second piece.
This little "series" is simply made to entertain myself and my friends. I don't plan to "go places" with it.
Also, to all of my readers, the shirt in the picture above would look great on you.
As a matter of fact, that shirt would look great on you and your entire family.Recent Artwork:
I've been slacking when it comes to my sketches, photography, and other forms of art that I try to pursue. I want to start working on a comic, but I'm still letting the plot foment in my head.
Below is a sketch of what I want the main character to look like:
- CrazyKey123
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- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 2/25/2008
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I'm the kind of girl who longs for things she can't yet have...
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Sorry for my inactivity these past few days- I'm playing writer at a university.
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Today is my father's birthday- over fifteen years since his transplant.
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