Okay, this is Sarah. Due to conflicts in my life I will not be starting
up a GSA this year. I don't know if anyone will be taking it over, talk
to Maggie and/or Jammie. They may have something up their sleeves.
I'm sorry to let everyone down. I wanted this to work more than you could ever know.
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.
This is why infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married
because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage is meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it
hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites,
and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts. It
is the right of the people to decide what a universal right is. This is
why the voters in the south during the civil rights era voted to uphold
segregation.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire
country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role
models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise
children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual
marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to
new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage
with a different name, are acceptable. A "separate but equal"
institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for
African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for
gays & lesbians.
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