So today was Mother's Day. What did my mom want for this day?
A pressure washer or warsher, that's how she pronounces it. (She's form Illinois, the "S" is silent people). She also pronounce Horse; Harse and Fork; Fark.  Back to the point. She said she wanted a pressure warsher (that's how I am spelling it in this post) and all said was "wtf for". But we got her the pressure warsher, and she decided she is going to wash the car and the windows of the house on mother's day. All i said to this was "WTF!"
    Obviously, that was just wishful thinking, and she did not do these things today.  But I did discover that my mom can not sit still, and keep her self out of things. She HAD to be involved in the cooking. It got the the point, where I finally said; "Look, your making me mad, don't make me cut you." This did not deter her. She just kept on getting involved (and of course, I am not going to cut her! She's my mom!) Any way the day went by, and we just hung out and ate. It was a good day.
    I can tell my mom is sad about Mother's Day, because her mom died a year ago. My mom never properly mourned over this. And today, I walked in on her holding this bear that was my Grandmothers and crying, I felt so bad for her, but I didn't know what to do, so i just slipped out.
I know. Fuck me for being a stupid guy, and not knowing what to do when someone cries. AND just so you know, I usually know what to do when people cry, but when it's someone you never see cry ( out of sorrow), because I have seen my mom cry out of frustration, but never out of sadness you don't know what to do, because it stuns you.
So I hope my mom had a good Mother's Day, but I don't think she did. I also hope she is okay.




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On a side note. There is this lady in my neighbor hood, who gives massages to people, and her business is called "Touched By Amy" Hahaha. I bet she gives happy endings with her massages. . . (I hope some one gets that)

Ages: 0-4
You better be adorable
(Bonus points for not crying)
You better start crawling.
You better Start walking.
You better start talking.
You definitely better learn how to use the bathroom. (What? You're a free spirit? No time to stop to go to the bathroom? TOO BAD)
Ages 5-10
learn to color in those lines
Learn to write
learn to spell
learn to behave
It's time to learn basic math . (you'll hate it)
learn cursive ( you'll only use it while they are teaching it to you)
You're old enough to walk to school or use the bus ( because your parents are lazy or work a lot)
Pack your own lunch.
Take that ridiculous sex education class ( because let's face it, some of you will grow up to be hoochies, Ya nasties)
you just learned everything you will need for life.
10-15
Time for deodorant
You have 1 year of innocence left (maybe less)
learn to socialize
learn to deal with mean people (they will make fun of you)
learn to be fake
learn to deal with adults (they can be bitchy)
You'd better start dating someone ( but not of the same sex)
Don't be a loser
Dress the way everyone else does
become and a 'young' adult
become an amazing student
Be optimistic
Have tons of friends
Get into a good highschool
We know you have raging hormones ( and guys, you're like dogs...only one thing on your mind from 15 On (maybe earlier)
15-18
learn to drive
Date some more.
Have some random sex.
Go to parties
Get drunk
Do drugs (they make you cool!!!!!)
You'd better  be a Goth, Emo, Prep, Hippie, or Gangsta (don't you dare make it hard for us to judge you!)
Make good grades
We expect you to get into trouble ( but you better not!)
Damn, stop riding the bus and get a car. loser.
Work a 40 hours a week, and still complete your homework.
Pass all of those AP tests! ( your teacher didn't teach you? We don't care! just pass them)
Score high on that ACT
Get scholar ships
Go to an Ivy league college, and pay for it on your own.
Become and adult ( that's right. just like that whoosh you're an adult)