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Name: Boots
Country: United States
State: Arkansas
Metro: Conway
Birthday: 8/5/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: UR MOM
Expertise: LOLZ OMG UR MOM
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
9/11/2005
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSI'm a sad panda :(
In other news, Boots, the leader of Bootsworld, has declared war on everything on this planet, including water because apparently water is a "bitchass panzy" who doesn't want to "fuhk whit ma peepowle" (quote from Boots' representative who was soonafter devoured for talking. When asked about why he believes this, and why he devoured his representative, he promptly bit the head off of our reporter and proceded to set fire to his undergarmets then have intercourse with his left shoe.
THIS JUST IN:
Boots has destroyed five major US cities using only a toaster and small block of wood approximately five inches in diameter. The US army engaged Boots in Detroit, but was pushed back by old women dressed up as the backstreet boys who were followers of Boots.
THIS JUST IN AGAIN:
Boots has entered our building and is currenty eating everyone while humming the golden girls theme song. In other news, puma has released a new album titled " bheat uhm wit ma threeshawtuhn pystohl". For those of you who are actually intellegent and do not understand or want to understand the rapper language, it says "beat them with my threeshotting pistol" which also translates to " i'm a dirty bitch, kill my entire family because i am a fucking queer".
is all
moustache
(no moustache did not say that, i just like his quote so eff you mayn. shyt.)
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| I will never become just a memory.
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| "Coming soon... by the director of Speed 2..."
(It is early morning. The sun is just cresting over the horizion giving
the air a warm orange glow. A rag-tag group of adventurers stand
huddled, hushed and waiting, behind a broken wall...)
In a World...
(Figured sillueted by the sun begin to run towards the camera. The sounds of armor and clinking swords begins to grow louder.)
"They're coming! Prepare for battle!"
... torn apart by Chaos...
(A race of large bull-men break through a barricade, sending one human
guard flying with a blow from a wooden weapon as large as a tree trunk.
Two undead figures with brightly glowing weapons suddently appear from
behind the group, dropping another soldier.)
"They're all twinked! We've got too many level 20s! We can't stop them!"
... one man...
(A human in bright silver and gold armor points and yells while deflecting blows with a shield.)
"We need more defense! Return to the base...!"
... has the power...
(The human figure is now being beaten on by five of the brutish
bull-men. A glowing aura around him sparks as a barrage of magic spells
and weapon strikes glance off the surface. Green glowing leaves begin
to spin around, then the human is gone...)
"LEEEROOOOYYYYY!"
... to capture the flag.
(Humans and dwarves fight against a twisting vine that grabs at their
legs and arms. One of the cow men runs off, morphing into a wolf and
pulling away.)
"Damn @#$@% Shamans!"
Welcome... to the World of Warcraft.
(Chuck Norris looks over his shoulder. He pivots, throwing two palms directly towards the camera.)
"FROSTSHOOOOCK!"
(The attack fills the screen white and ice crystals. Dissolve to black, with a dominant Warcraft logo.) | | |
| the best part of waking up, is OMFGFROSTSHOCK in your cup.
boots would walk a thousand miles to spit in your soup. yes, it is sick, but
trust me. boots wouldn't put you on the wrong path. unless you were
puma, then he'd just kick you in your teeth.
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