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So I'm leaving Wal-Mart, and I see a shirt that said "Made in Ireland," and I started thinking. Isn't "Notre Dame" French for Our Lady, but isn't Notre Dame the Fighting Irish (I have a weird chain of thoughts if you haven't figured that out yet)? Then I thought that it would probably be less honorable if they were the Fighting French. What if they were?

I can see one of two things happening during a football game:

1. The opposing team's offence would go through a small neutral country, and ND would surrender unconditionally, or

2."I fart in your general direction," "I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king," "You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries," and "I wave my private parts at your aunties."

THANK GOD THEY'RE IRISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second, today is a good day. My dad went to give a deposition and my mother's husband (I don't like to admit any relation to him because he's a jerk) was there to do the same. But anyway, a gun discharged in my mom's house feet away from my little brother while my stepfather was holding it. He is the police chief of Phillipsburg and he didn't file a police report, and my dad's lawyer made him look like an idiot. That's not even the best part! Mr. Moore, my dad's lawyer, is a former prosecutor for one of the surrounding counties. He is personally going after my stepfather. This could be a felony. If you think my heart is black and calloused for taking immense joy in this wonderful development, you don't understand how much pain he put me through.

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It's been a while. I'm still not dead, but I am one step away from being an evil genius. Blame KC, it's most likely her fault, or Nikki's. I'm starting to think Nikki, know why?

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BEND OVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!

Good Bye '06

I know it's kind of early, but I need to say it before it is too late.

GOODBYE SENIORS!!!

I've known many of you in calculus for all 4 years and it's sad to see you all go. Mock Trial Seniors made Mock Trial awesome, and it will never be the same without all of you there. I've become friends with many of you, and with Kairos coming after the break, I'll make many more friendships that may, unfortunately, be short lived.

I want to thank you all for the guidance, the ups, the downs, shouting at I-75 that we're going to state, and the feelings of betrayal, the drama, the occasional sanity, wondering when Connard is finally going to ask Sanderman to marry him, and the bad math jokes. It's been a great year, two, three, or four, depending on who you are. And it's sad that you'll be leaving next year and scary that I'll be a Senior next year.

I will miss you all. Feel free to email me any time at teen_genius@netzero.com

Cum amore, Valete!

Joshua

(With love, goodbye)

Annnd the winner should have been...

US!

There was a scoring problem at state, and we should have gone on. US NOT OAKHILLS! But life is going well none the less. I made it into FLIGHT so I'm excited. We are going to have an awesome time together. I plan on doing Kairos this year and I have to write my application. I passed Basic Skills #12 on the first try (for my friends who are not in Calc., Basic Skills #12 is 44 formulas that you have to get ALL correct so you don't have to retake it), and my Chem. grade is up 2%. I am going to prom with Katherine Meadors.

Life is good.

Valete mei amici et amicae!