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Name: Art
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 5/17/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Check later, I'm still looking.
Expertise: Being slightly chunky!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
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Member Since:
12/9/2003
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| Well I'm back from the Caribean! Yay! Well, actually not. The cruise was fun, Christmas was as good as normal, and the puppy isnt peeing all over (knock on wood). That it for now. | | |
| Well there are only a few things that I can really report that happened over the weekend, all of which were good. First is that I wrote my short story in less 2 hours! YAY props for me! Second, Saddam was caught, but you all probably know that already. Also, Mr. K was absent today, the only dowside is that the sub liked to sing out our names during role. See ya all later. | | |
| In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) | | |
| Seeing as I am no longer allowed to think in Mr. K's class I think that ill just sit and stare. You think that if he crossed out almost all of your essay and had you rewrite it, he would actually want you to rewrite the damn thing! Well obviously not! I was supposed to ONLY make HIS "CORRECTIONS"! Now I am thinking about drowning my sorrows at Benihanna, and singing Kareoke. Maybe more later. | | |
| Damn it Mr. K!!!! Now I have to completely rewrite my essay and write a short story! GRRRRRRRRR.... | | |
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