"It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride..."

Highlights from this weekend Climax Palm Springs Summer Retreat:

- Getting tossed into the pool by Boltran while I was wearing my Burberry Shirt, Abercrombie Jeans, and Cole Haan loafers, and had my Ferragamo wallet, cell phone, keys, and digital camera in my pockets.

- Finding out that my cell phone isn't water resistant.

- Getting too drunk to care

- Meeting dope Norcal/Seattle Climax ppl

- Being surrounded by models in bikini's

- Watching the models sing "I'm too sexy.." while stripping and putting a dollar down one's bikini

- Getting drunk saturday night and being part of a drunken mob rampaging through downtown palm springs, taking pics in sex shops with dildo's, pics with monster trucks, dancing in the sidewalk to some bum playing a keyboard, singing karaoke from the sidewalk in front of a karaoke bar cuz the white girls can't sing

- The 120 Degree weather in the day, 90 degree weather at night

- Outlet shopping in Cabazon and finding out our ride lost his car keys, so we had to get a ride to LA, pick up the spare key, drive back to Palm Springs in the extra car hoping our stuff wasn't jacked, driving back to LA in 2 cars, getting home at 11:30pm when we should gotten back at 3pm.