A Fond Requiem For My Memories...

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HOLY SH*T MINI-Emo WITH A CHAINSAW....FTW?!?!

Light: So, now I bet you folks are wondering why I went and puit something like that up? Right? Well, let me explain. If anyone has gone to "Thirteen Stories" haunted house on Barret Parkway you will understand the following tale. Me and Hyth decided to go out and see a haunted house with some of my friends (More my decision than hers but whatever.) well, we ended up spending the bigger part of the day out and about doing stupid stuff. (Kitt and Horndog, her fiance, needed errands done...Oy...) So after about three hours, we dumped them off at her house and went to Hyth's to find a good one in the area. We spent about ten to fifeteen minutes searching untill we found a nice little place behind the Town Centre Mall. So we headed over that way to have some fun. Well, we got there with cash in hand and bought two full length passes to the attractions. Heading around to the first one only to be greated by a wonderful group of wangsters...DRUNKEN wangsters...(-_-;)

Dark: OH! OH! OH! You chickened out after that part, come on! I wanna tell them!!!

Light: I don't care, and I didn't chicken out, D. I thought you'd enjoy it more...

Dark: Whatever, L. ANYWHO!!! So yesh, buncha drunken dumbasses came around and kept starting shit. Stupid friggen mortal men. But hey! It was great, we went in and I did enjoy it, as well as figure every thing about the attractions out from a glance. SO here goes, We entered the bunker and chick shouted the number coming in, you walk down some halls and meet creepy cape guy, who follows you around for a bit and kicks the wall. (Important hint: Kicking the wall means letting someone else know you are coming.) Then, you meet creepy stalker girl in white dress. (A la The Ring)Who then follows you around and hits things, then kicks wall. Next, who else but! NANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!!!!! (>_>) Who then tells you to follow him out and points the way out, kicking the walls as you leave. Now, what could be next you wonder? Who could be the next terror of Thirteen Stories? None other that a LITTLE EMO KID WITH A CHAINSAW! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He comes outta know where to chase you down in a black hoodie and emo-pants. BEWARE!!! BEWARE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING EMO-CHILD! For he makes big burly strong guys run like little girls and chases away the wangsters and females with his Emo-chainsaw-wielding WRATH!!!!! *chuckle fit* Oh! And the second part was even better! After like a half hours wait outside we went in to the main attraction, Chick that could backbend and walk like that comes out and exsplains the rules to us. Well, I knew for the most part what was coming by listening in on the sounds comeing from the tent. Standard stuff, really. Moving floors, stuff coming down from the cieling, moving windows, spinning tunnels, Freddy, People in chains, People jumping down from the cieling, another chainsaw guy...Ect. In the long run, it was fun. And while we were waiting what else could happen but the absolute horror movie cliche, A SCREAMING AND RUNNING COLORED CHICK! *second chuckle fit* Now, I'm no racist. But apparently the chainsaw guy was, omg he chased her through the entire parking lot and halfway back. IT WAS GREAT!!! Everyone and their sister was laughing their asses off. Anywho, I think we'll leave it at that. I'm tired as hell and heading off. OH! And Anime clubbers, we have a surprise for you coming next meeting! (@_@) So, keep on the look out folks, and have a happy Halloween. I guess.

Light: 'Till next time!

Dark: See ya around.

Short entry...Deal with it

Light: Hey everyone! I just wanted to say that I'm almost all set for college and that if you haven't heard, I've earned a government funded full scholarship for at least two years. Okay, gotta go. Leave any questions you may have and I'll answer them in our next entry.

Dark: Jeez...I don't even get a line in this one....</3

I'm ~not~ dead, I promiss....

Hey everyone, long arse time no see eh? Yeah well, stuff it. Your two favorite persona's have been just a bit busy lately and with things as they are...It's going to stay that way. So without further ado...LIGHT AND DARK'S RANTS!

:Light: *Stares* I didn't realize we needed an introduction...?

:Dark: I felt like it...

:Light: I see, how....Interesting....ANYWAY! So, where to begin..goodness. Things have been fun, Our new job at Waffle House (Yes, I said Waffle House....Shut. Up. Now.) has been great. No more worries about hours and we walk out of there with at ~least~ 50$ in cash every day. *Dances* I fixed up the car, so no more oil/gas leaks, broken doors...paint job still needs doing....gages need to be looked at...*Stares at car fix laundry-list* Damnit...*Sigh* Oh well, it's getting there. Umm....Hmm....Oh yeah! I talked to this one guy the other day at work, lord and lady, he was cute....*grins like an idiot* I got a new c.d. from Hyth, I have a love for Dir en Grey now...They are teh secks, that is all. I'm getting shit together for college in the fall and I have a ticket to pay, if I ever find the damn thing. Umm...yeah, D's turn!

:Dark: *stares* Jeez....ramble much...? So, yeah...Right. Lessee here, damnit...you and your friggen scrambled thoughts...Oh yeah! That...guy...He was, cute...I suppose. Though he's not all out yet. *waves hand* Oh well, his loss...Somebody wants to constantly feel the pain of not being honest with themselves and others, it doesn't bug me a bit...Actually it's kinda fun to watch. *Looks at Light glaring* Shove it, goody goody. Anywho..Oh and speaking of which, you morons seem to be rubbing off on me. I'm losing my dark charm, all thanks to some of you punks out there...I hate it. I miss being as..well...Evil and black-hearted as I was...Then again, that's what had me locked up most of the damn time, so I suppose it's a nessicary evil..But hey, doesn't mean I can't still be the side of him every-fuckin-body hates, right? That's what makes us...us, I suppose. Anyway, waffle house is cool, freakin money there man...Money that both of us could have fuckin used earlier. But all in all things have been good. Leave some comments folks, give us a reason to keep on posting.

:Light: Till next time! *smiles*

:Dark: See ya around. *grins*