Whoever's still here

No school=No see the people with the faces anymore

Aww....it sux knowing i won't see anybody anymore unless i become homeless and you all put together money to adopt me. For this, i feel sad. (don't know y that's a happy face....)

Other than that, i don't know about  you guys but my dayz have been full of excitement. I shot two guys in the face for referring to me as the "n word"....you know (necklace) and then stole their money.  I fell of our apartment building's roof while fighting an international druglord known as "Oscar the grouch" then i pole danced for some girl i will leave nameless, (Michelle)  It's pretty obvious that none of these things happened and i'm obviously extremely bored. I have done nothing for the past week except add to my fatness.  Oh, yeah i slept in and that's exciting to me!!! Hopefully my summer picks up because i won a trip to OHIO!!!!  I just need money to help cover the flight. When I get there, I'll make sure to keep in touch.  If you're still reading this i congraduwate you for not sucking at life.

It be over!

It's over, it's over!!! I'm finally out of school!! (monday don't really count.)  YEA BOOOOOIEEEE!!!! FLAVA FLAAAAV!!!! Anyway, i'm going to be sad when i go and everybody's gone.  I hope to see you all again in life.  We had good times we had bad.  WE shanked fools and laughed about it.  We screwed up plays and joked around in class while trying to get out of cleaning.  *I did anyway*  I'll miss those times and whats really sad is i can't buy a camera to take a picture of it all!! sure ya got yearbooks but they don't do specific memories.  I'll try to conjure up some money *sorry i couldn't help with mrs. edward's present guys.*  I just hope you all remember me for trying to make everybody laugh and be happy.  Pleaz remember me and just remeber that i'm probably thinking about you *not in a stalker way, well.......maybe just a little*  If i never made you laugh, it's because you suck as a person and i won't judge you for that.

Bye y'all, have a great summer, and life........

"Once ya get Daoreo in your mouth........"

                                                   -Heather and me looking at my nickname in a new light

GOOD GOD!!!!

That's some bullshi-a-la-la-la-la-la!!!!!

umm.....well i had an interesting week and the show was fun to. I like how we ended it off with going to IHOP where people order waffles!  It was fun, crazy as your mom, but fun.  After everyone left and it was just me jeremy, vicky, morgan and sam, i gave them a little lesson on how to make people react. You see, the chapel hill kids kept staring at us through the window because we sat at the party table. Well, morgan began to get infuriated so i taught her a lesson. I told her, they keep looking at us right? well let's give em something to look at.  I guarentee they'll stop looking at us and leave us alone. So i stood in front of the window and waited for them to look at us again. When they did, i performed my OSAMA BIN LADEN dance while everyone else clapped and sang. After viewing our public (free by the way!!) performance, they closed the blinds of the window and left us alone.  Just like i knew they would!!!  I'm a master at getting people you don't know to react the way i want because i've been stared at for quite some time. So remember kiddies........if someone stares at you just give them something to stare at. PERFORM!!! They'll either join you or leave you alone. Or you could always shoot them in the face with an AK47. Whatever floats your boat!! 

P.S. To clear up some rumors about me, I am not hung like a horse...................................horses are hung like me!!!!!!

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"....and our first song will be the about the one...the one who celebr-sav....the........(NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)the one who s-s-s-s-saved our lives and our....town? (Kill me now!!!!!)"   -Jeremy screwing up the last line of the show. Thanx alot Jeremy!!!