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Crack Whores

Sat, 31 May 2008 00:17:29 GMT

So I was feeling down one day and one of my co-workers noticed. He decided to cheer me up with a picture of a girl with a baseball bat stuck in her butt hole. He sent me an email but didn't include that picture because he said he couldn't find it, so he sent me these pictures.

No, No, No, these are not pictures of me or your mom...

First I was like, "What Hell!, I don't want to see these scary ole' women." He chuckled and said these aren't any ole women, these are Crack Whores!
I started to laugh and he told me he lives next door to a Crack dealer and crack whores come to his house every day. They always stop by my friends place and the places in the neighborhood where the crack dealer lives to get money from people to buy crack. Since they are crack whores and have no jobs, they have to perform sexual acts of some sort to make up for their money.

This is just an example of what these crack whores did for $5 dollars of piece, He took like a bizillion pictures of 8 or more crack whores for $5 bucks of piece and showed everyone at work. It was quite funny might I add. It did make my day and he said he laughed the whole night while taking the pictures.

He told me to come over with some co workers, bring some reefer and a 30 case of beer and he would invite some crack whores over to strip and dance for us while we take pictures. Sounds sweet I thought so I think we are going to do a Crack Whore Tuesday this Tuesday! :)

Monday, January 14, 2008

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:59:13 GMT

This wins my vote for picture of the decade. <3 Someone might want to eat me alive now.

"If you were here, you would already be home."

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:28:53 GMT

I figure I eat to fast. (You know when you cram as much food int your mouth without chewing!) That is me. I think I will slow it down today.

I think I will slow everything down starting today, besides playing poker.

Watching your buddies lose a total amount of 1900 large is depressing. Funny it may be but depressing. Just 10 years ago most of them had an allowance of probably $10 dollars a week. The casino really does put a toll on your bank.

I hardly feel the change in the year. Haven't even had a chance to write 08 on a paper or note yet. Still think it is 07. Silly me I guess. Part of not writing down anything is the fact of me being lazy. I cozied up myself to work, seeing someone, and playing home poker. I might even restart playing at the boat. Besides that note I am comfortable. That is a small probably because it interjects with my friends unlimited free schedule of time. Gu & Austin. I don't like leaving a boy hanging but my lifestyle interjects. I don't want to lose them as a good friend either. We just have different schedules sometimes. If I didn't have work I know things would be different but at the same time I know our lifestyles are way different and converting to his or mine would cause a shift of character from which we are now making us lose the reason why we first met and are good friends.
I told myself I would try to make more time but in the end it is all the same. All place to hang out are smoking and are out of environment situations where you feel awkward because your not in control of the area and you always like to be in control. I wish Austin didn't live so far away. That is another inconvenience. Hope the best for him anyways.

One of my goals is to try to better myself through and for my good friends with good hearts.

Gu and I

Monday, December 31, 2007

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:55:31 GMT

I'm ready to settle.

I want to smack some good friends before they die of their own stupidity.

I need to pay off some bills.

I hate new years and new year resolutions.

Doesn't work that way.

Another year, another party. Another year another age older.

Song to end the Year...
Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending

No top 10 parties of the year. Too much went down to even recall.

08 is going to be a blast.
I love the life.
another year, another xanga post.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:10:32 GMT

My ladys. and my kitty.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:32:25 GMT

Fall Out Boy - bang The Doldrums

Great song top listen to.

I officially hate P.F Changs, no matter if it is free or coating with young naked asian virgins. The food sucks, it always upsets my stomach, and no asians work there. Screw Mr. Changalang.

Today was my AGM's - assistant general manager, last day. It is kind of sad because he has been with the company for 7 years. Right after he graduated from Texas University he went straight to working for Unos. Now he is moving because his wife needs to attend grad school in Cali. He is happy to be leaving. It just sucks because you hate to see a good guy go. All the other managers at Unos were either fired or left on bad terms so this is a first for the company in St. Louis. I am happy for him but kind of sad. I hope the best for him though he has nothing set up in Cali. Great guy who graduates from TU with a History major and doesn't have a concrete job, just like the thousands of young graduates around the world, or should I say millions????

Man, my feet smell, and I am broke like a joke. I am probably not going to receive anything for Christmas and I going back to eating rice and sauce to balance my unhealthy diet. Weiner! I wonder what the winter break will bring for me. I guess this is growing up.... - Blink 182

State of Shock - Money, Honey

(would you love me if I had no money, honey???)

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:03:49 GMT

I hate my throat. I might as well be sucking penis because it always tenses up in the morning.

I haven't been going out that much, I stopped working out, but at least I have been in good company with a buddy.

The weather sucks and my car is getting old. I never missed an oil change but it is so f'n cold. I don't even work that much this week and I sleep 10 hours a day. I might as well be sick.

Winter break is coming around and I am not feeling the holiday season. Hannaka is almost gone... gzzzz.

The new years is coming around and I keep telling myself things will change, I will save some more money, but I doubt that would happen. I hate the new years. Come to think of it, I am not too fond of Christmas. I am probably not going to get anything for Christmas, unlike the old days, but at least I am content with it.

I miss a bunch of my friends that I don't see that often anymore. It is weiner.

Right now I am putting up my tiny Christmas tree. Good luck to me. Will post pictures.

Merry xmas I guess?

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:07:30 GMT

I'm speeding... I'm Speeding... Can't Stop.... New Rick Ross and R Kelly joint is pretty sick.
But unlike real life I need to slow down. I guess it is a good time of the year since the year is coming to an end so a fresh start can come with a clean conscience.

I always want to say thanks to all my loyal readers, commenter's, and secret viewers such as beckystar. I have no idea who you are but thanks for viewing? Its been a up and down 5 years +.

Christmas is right around the corner and I have no decorations, haven't put up my Christmas town, I don't even have a tree or lights or presents. Things are thinning out for me and I feel like I am growing distant from most of my close friends. It is no one fault, it is just that time of the year when things spread out and re blossom in the spring I guess. It sucks because Christmas is all about coming together and good tidings. I am content, just can't be reckless.
But on that note, Happy Holidays to all your silly ducks.

On the lighter side, thanks jessica. Your myspace crashed my internet. Sweet action right?

Did you know that talking on your cell phone is no difference from driving drunk. NETS surveys say that your reaction time is given the same in any critical situation because your senses are distracted. I concur but then again I don't represent thousands of people who take these surveys.

times like this just seem forever...

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:07:03 GMT

So what exactly is this club called Home Jess? call be gullible...

I got to love Xanga. It is always there whenever you need to lean on it. Helps you with your frustration because you can write things down and give people a chance to op their opinion about it.

Facebook has too many applications, and myspace has too much spam. Xanga though is a little pathetic trying to get more users on its' site by adding the mini add feature. You can only access it by getting credits. 1 Credit per one reply. 2 Credits for a mini add.

I miss being a kid. I miss not having to worry about money. God, I made so many mistakes. All I can do is recollect myself and start over, rebuild, pay off, get back on track. Funny thing is when everything is payed off, what will I do...?

I need to stop drinking. That is getting me too, slowing me down, throwing me off my eating habits.
I need to stop blaming myself. I need to get back on track, stop being distracted by one time things, people that don't mean anything to mean and just be....

I am also totally infactuacted with J Bed's new song - "Suffocate", check it out.

These guys are great, hope they stick around regardless of their faults.

jc me glen terry

Friday, November 16, 2007

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:49:55 GMT

wake up goddammit! - Don Cheadle

They are seriously over playing Timberland ft. One Republic - Apologize way too much. It is so sick how much they are playing it. Makes me want to bash some pumpkins into the ground.

So listen up suckers, I am ok. I will be working a lot so you will not get to see my sexy smile. I will be babysitting a kitten over thanksgiving break.
My sister is 4 months pregnant and still is a bitch. I have been on a movie bend so catch me if you can with the latest movies up to date.

I am officially trying to start over and rebuild from the ashes of the fire which I have started. I will smile more and yes critique more but that is what makes me honest. Hope you can deal with it because I don't care.

November is flying by like people's sex counts. Hope they are accurate. Trying to get into the Christmas spirit is rough. I need money. Donate?

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