| Gasp and HuzzahDear friends, loved ones and freaks,
I am sad to say I have been off the road and off xanga for a year now as I got married and settled down.
I married my highschool sweetheart Mary. Mary and I have a baby who's name is Bob jr. Sometimes we call him Larry.
Much love and some moonwalk,
Bob
DANCE LIKE BOB!
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| How DARE anyone think Bob is dead!!!! Bob cannot die. Remember - Bob is Chuck Norris's older brother! See? This is us when we were in college, I'm the taller one:
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| MERRY CHRISTMASTime for Bob to say his holiday greetings Merry Christmas all you dancing freaks. 
Look for a new update on the world of Bob nearing the new year! This is the season that reminds me why I dance. Dance like Bob, dance for joy. Sincerely,
Bob |
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| BOB and publicity. 
Its all LIES. The only Gladys I ever knew was my old nursemaid when I was young. She had green hair. And I am fashionably bald. *mumbles something about people trying poison the popularity of the BOB.* Do not be fooled. Dance like Bob. |
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