One of my guys who likes to call me "Lieutenant Dan" and refers back to the scene where Forrest Gump goes "Lieutenant Dannnn I got icee creeeaam" all the time. He actually got me ice cream this time haha.
My HMMWV
Going up the central corridor
One of my vehicle commanders
Totally pretending because we're not even moving right now
Stryker kicking up dust
Platoon conducting live fires
Back in the Aid Station one of my guys is getting a class on where to stick someone with a needle in the butt
Familiar sight whenever you see guys napping
The PA using the catch cup as a telephone. She's saying don't you dare take a picture
I'm walking up the stairs and barely, out the corner of my eye, catch something on the ceiling
What the heck is that?
Man, do I have mold? Ugh.
Hold on, that doesn't look like mold upon a closer inspection
Oh. My. God. It's EFFIN BABY SPIDERS!!!!
How not cool is that?
Close up of one of these buggers.
Anyway, I semi-flipped out and started thinking of ways to kill them without all of them coming down on my head. A-HA! The vacuum cleaner. * suck suck suck * Baby spiders on the ceiling --> Baby spiders in vacuum bag --> vacuum bag in dumpster far from home. The end!!
