ONLY IN AMERICA
ONLY iN AMERiCA » can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
ONLY iN AMERiCA » are the handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
ONLY iN AMERiCA--» do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
ONLY iN AMERiCA » do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, & diet coke
ONLY iN AMERiCA »do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage
ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won`t miss a call from someone we didn`t wanna talk to in the first place.
ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8
ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they use the word “politics” to describe the process so well. “poli” in latin meaning MANY & “tics” meaning “blood sucking creatures”
ONLY iN AMERiCA »do they have have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
haha and funniness
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