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| wide open for all to seewell......went out to eat with my grandma tonight. got all dressed up, met her at the mall at a crowded cafeteria, ate with her, afterwards i walked around the mall for a while, and then just happened to look down and see the unthinkable.....my fly was completely down. i tried to think back to see if i had just recently gone to the bathroom, but the answer was no. which meant that my fly had been down for over two hours, at my house, at the cafeteria, and all around the mall. boooooo....... | | |
| well hellooooooo Kris........At approximately 9:45pm, completely serious and genuine, Kris Staska asked me this question, "david, will you put on my thong for me?" | | |
| school = booshcool = boo
if i don't need a degree for what i want to do with my life, why am i spending four years of my precious twenties getting one?
the answer: parents
ugh.
i loath political science. | | |
| caffeine anyone?so i was in Nashville, TN this past weekend at a national prayer conference called "The Call". it was amazing. it lasted from 7am till 10pm with no breaks. it was insane. but......that's not the impressive thing. the impressive thing is that me and five other people decided to drive home last night straight through the middle of the night. and it was left up to me to make the five hour trip with a combined 8 hours of sleep the past three nights. so........i naturally went to my friend Red Bull for a little pick me up. and for five hours straight a Red Bull was in my right hand. by the end of the trip i had drank 8 of them. that's 60 ounces of one of the most potent energy drinks out there. almost the recommended amount of daily water intake. it was amazing. and i was wired. | | |
| Cool Beans ---- By: Godso, i'm pretty bored. this is a rare day off work that i have and so i thought i'd type a little. figured i'd tell a story from our saturday night evangelism epics. so i can't remember if i did tell this one or not, but i'm going to anyway b/c i like it a lot. so John (my bro) and myself (and now like 6 other people) go out on saturday nights to the food court in the mall to do prophetic evangelism (evangelism mixed with listening to God for words of knowledge about the person). well, i don't know, maybe like a month ago we were out and we were praying before we went up to this man and we were trying to listen to God for anything He wanted to say to this man to reveal Himself to him. all we could see was his back b/c we were sitting behind him. and the first thing i heard was: "his name is Rick". so i wrote it down. i wrote, "your name is Rick" on my piece of paper. i also wrote some other stuff, but it wasn't as cool. and then we finished, went up to him and told him what we were doing. we told him how for the last 10 minutes we had been praying and asking God what he wanted to say to him. and then we asked him his name. it was Rick. my jaw dropped. and so did my brothers. it was really funny. of course i acted like it was no big deal, but inside i was like, "BOOOOYAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!". and so we showed him the paper i was holding and the first line that said, "your name is Rick". needless to say he was pretty amazed. God really showed Himself to that man that night. it was the epitome of "cool beans". the man left there with a completely different mind set than he had when he came in. he just came in to get some chinese food, but ended up getting a fatty plate of JEHOVAH-JIRE! | | |
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