Jesus Has Come Again!

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Posted by: DavisMcDavis Original: 5/7/2008 1:41 PM Comments: 7 eProps: 6 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Turns out he's named Ted and looks a lot like Nick Nolte in the beginning of Down And Out In Beverly Hills. Conveniently, he's got a website called Ted Jesus Christ God Dot Org.

He says things like "TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth," and has a photo gallery, which I think it is a nice entry point for you to take a gander into the all-seeing eye of crazy.

Or else you can watch his YouTube videos:

That is all.

Posted 5/7/2008 1:41 PM - 7 comments

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What's behind the blue box? Why is the navigation on the bottom of his site? Where do you find this shit? These are the questions on my mind today. In order of priority of course.

Posted 5/8/2008 8:29 AM by MrCookiepants

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the internets are beauty and wonder in electronic form.

Posted 5/8/2008 11:16 AM by roarz - reply

Did you ever watch the show "Dead Like Me?" It's a fantastic show by the same guy who did Wonderfalls. Anyway, there's a minor character named Ted. He's the office drunk, and refers to himself in the third person. He'll say things like, "What do you want the Ted to do?" Until one day, he barfs on Delores Herbig's (as in "her big, brown eyes") shoes, and then, the Ted is fired.

Posted 5/8/2008 2:12 PM by slapsomeone - reply

My church was home to many a crazy in its day, including one lady who was borderline retarded (I know, I know, I'm making fun). She had her last name legally changed to Israel and often wrote the word Jesus over and over again but always consistently inserting it into her name so it appeared that her name was Bocephus* Jesus Israel.

*name changed to protect the crazy

Posted 5/8/2008 2:27 PM by Eric (site) - reply

AZStudent: Basically I started with thinking about Oprah, which caused me to find some Jesus videos on Youtube (Youtube suggests Jesus videos as "related" to Oprah - coincidence?), one which was made from parts of The Passion Of the Christ, and then I thought I'd Google Image Search for "Nude Jesus" and got the above picture of Ted Jesus Christ God with the blue box over his underwear, and I thought, "Whoever puts a censorship box over their underpants has got to be a nutjob," so I went to the website holding the image. And I was right.

I like that Ted Jesus Christ God has a crucifix on his desk. Rememberin' the good times, eh, Ted?

Posted 5/8/2008 5:15 PM by DavisMcDavis

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Jesus being omnipotent and all, one would think he'd know about Clorox's ability to keep tightey-whities whitey. Im just sayin'....

Posted 5/9/2008 7:40 AM by vato diablo - reply

Yes, it appears that some of Ted Jesus Christ God's underpants have unfortunate yellowing in areas I probably shouldn't examine too closely.

Posted 5/9/2008 4:49 PM by DavisMcDavis

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