One of the most ate up movies ever.I recently saw a movie about a killer who was stalking models while on a tropical island photoshoot. As it turned out, the killings were part of a conspiracy between a gay photographer, two lesbians, and a midget announcer/self-help guru. The photographer wanted to stop his "husband" before it was too late. The two lesbians wanted to topple the fasion industry, and I'm still not certain what the midget announcer/self-help guru wanted, except for maybe the photographer. Throughout the movie (if it can be called that) you saw events through the eyes of a bubbly model wannabe turned photoshoot director who constantly heard voices. Well it turned out that she didn't hear voices at all. Years ago, when she had gone in to have a mole surgically removed from her nipple, the doctors had also implanted a speaker and microphone in her skull. The midget announcer/self-help guru would then have conversations with her, which of coarse, only she could hear. Aside from that, there were the various models being photographed. There was the model who's career was based on all the "Junk in her trunk." It was eventually discovered that she was addicted to steroid suppositories, and she died after a man dressed in black (the gay photographer, I assume) switched her stash with a heavy duty laxative. Then there was the German model who, with massive armpit hair en tow, decided to sleep with the gay photographer's gay photographer lover in order to prove that her having a main fan base of girly men was a truth, rather than just her trumping herself up. Well, they were both killed in the sack. And oh yes, one of the lesbians (the one pretending to be the steriotypical model in a drug induced daze) shot the other lesbian (the one who looked like a male truck driver) as they went dancing off into the sunset. Then the credits rolled. After watching this film I watched "Shawn of the Dead" and realized that, by comparison, it was a very ordinary movie. The big question is, how does it stack up against "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" and "Crippled Masters?" The world may never know....or care. -Dax | 
