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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 15:33:11 GMT

My Dream......

There are several men sitting around in the locker
room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for
the 19th hole.

Suddenly, a mobile phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following

conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where
you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I
really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he
gave me a really good price...and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something
else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was
reconciling your
bank account and..I visited with the real estate
agent this morning and saw the house we had looked
at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with
a pool, English garden, acre of park area."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid
up to $820,000.OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I
love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The
other men are looking at him in astonishment and
derision. The husband raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks, "Does anyone know who
this phone belongs to?"

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 16:27:04 GMT

<b>Some Pickup line comebacks 4 u losers:</b>

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Friday, May 21, 2004

Fri, 21 May 2004 17:38:32 GMT

ok, im never gonna use this thing n the only reason i made the damn thing was because im "asian" n all "asians" have xanga weblogs (i think). u can go ahead n leave me the damn e-prop cause i kno u foo's just can resist, n pleeeeeze dont IM me telling me tht "my xanga weblog" (damn tht sounds fruity) is gay beacuse i kno tht, u kno tht n thts all tht matters. later