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You are Lei Wulong. Unpredictability is your greatest asset, both in and out of the arena. Right when they think you're down for the count, you turn the tables and emerge victorious.
 Which Guilty Gear X character are you?
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
If the world is cold place then make it your business to build fires.
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off. The Moral: Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!
> Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
> 1. Free your heart from hatred.
> 2. Free your mind from worries.
> 3. Live simply.
> 4. Give more.
> 5. Expect less.
O.K., that's enough of that B.S. .... The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field, and kicked the crap out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor's farms and kicked the crap out of them too for helping. The REAL Moral: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.
Hmm... Since i havnt nothin to do i guess ill just post a LOT of links concerning games, anime shows i like, and a bunch of gifs... I highly recommend checking out the links section.
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Game Links
Kung Fu Fighting (Pretty fun), Afghani Bomb Game, HUGE ARCHIVE of flash games, Curveball, Sim Girl 2, Boom Boom Volleyball (After lvl 5 u can play topless), Gridlock/Rush hour, Simon Says (jus try it), Ablast, Pearl Game (Quite fun), Ant Arena, Incriminati, Night Club, Kick Ups. Tetris (I know this version sux but theres also an online tomagochi game on the site) Doom 1 (Sorry that u gotta DL its only the firs one but its still a great game!) Bruce Lee Sound Mixer (Fun for a while) OldSchool Battletanks, SabGolf ,(Recommended for real Golfers) Worms Armageddon (supports both single and multiplayer), Fly Guy (Pointless But kina fun), MechaSpyder, MilkRun (For for 2 min), Bike Game, Bejeweled/DiamondMine, 3D PingPong, 3D Snake, Eat The Fly (Game to play when ur REALLY bored.), 3FootNinja, Oldschool BattleShip, Bug On A Wire, RocketMan, Trapshoot, War On Terrorism 2, Shoot Out, Field Goal, Soccer Goal thing, Air Hockey (Impossible), Bullseye, Racing Karts (Multiplayer), Park-A-Lot, Park-A-Lot 2, Dancing Bush, Sumo!!!!!, White Van, Blob 2, Hang-A-Roo 2 (Hangman), Tetris (Best I'Ve seen),Divine Intervention (BEST MUFAKAIN SHOOTING GAME!!! CLICKCLICKCLICK), Fishy, Fowl Words, Sim Day and Night, Pacman, Defend Your Castle (Good Game),
I've left some others out because you've probably played them....for any game link requests just post a comment.For more games look for emulator links at the bottom of this post.
Links
Chimp's Capoeira Archive - Video Archive of various capoeira movements and matches..Good stuff.
Capoeira Moves - Some basics...(Along with illustrations)
Pentrix.com - Coolest Pentricks in the world here...Just go to the video section and you'll see what I be Talking about....
FilePlanet.com: For The Crazy PC Gamers (Like Myself) GO here...The most kickass demos, mods, vids, and full games ARE HERE!!!
(Uhhh) Halo Video Site: I never did find the name of this site....Annnnny waayy...This has the biggest damn Archive of Halo Movies ever. Its so big I cant even SAY much about it..Its just...Big. Tricks...Etc.. here..GO HERE!
Halo, Truth and Reconciliation: Main Bungie Halo site...It kicks ass nonetheless...Check it OUT
RvB: Fuck....If your into Halo you've must've heard of this series or else YOU ARE A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD! I MEAN SHIT, HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A FUCKING BOX?!?!?!....Ya know what! by not knowing about these series or this site hereby gives ME AUTHORIZATION TO POUND YOUR HEAD IN WITH A SPATUALA FOR BEING SO FREAKIN CLUELESS!!..........Well then..Its a funny comedy series made with Halo Characters....Episode one of the series kina sucks but watch it anyway. ALL HAIL RvB CREATORS!!!
Xbill: pretty good Halo Stuff for yall Xbox Freaks....He has a little bit where he plays covenant sound clips backwords so they form words...pretty funny/interesting....Try it.
Office Accidents: Funny.
Pimp-Productions.com: Ummm Kina Like The Site Below But the rants have a bit more swearing....Well if your into MvC2 Marvel vs SnK2 or any other games in that certain Genre.. You can find Extremely NUTS videos involving the coolest combos in the world : )
The Best Site in The Universe: Heh, ITS THE BEST DAMN SITE IN THE UNIVERSE!! Exciting and Extremely Funny Rants and Text Can be Found here...Its amazing how this guy hasn't paid a penny for his site but over the years hes gotten over 30 Million Hits...
Thong Song 3D Hippo Video Thing: Umm yea.... Pretty Funny!!!
Insults.net: THIS PLACE KICKS ROYAL ASS!!! Basically it tells ya how to swear in any given language : )
PurePrivacy.net: It helps you bypass websense...Nuff said
Sparknotes: Shhhhh!!!! If ya gotta do a bookreport and havent actually read a book...look here...they tell you EVERYTHING about the book of your choice including the exposition, climax, etc....SHHH
Nero,CloneCD,MicroDvDPlayer: Lotsa illegalness here...U can rip cds, dvds, make ur own music, rip music...pretty much do wutever the hell u want wit cds...these programs allow ya to do just those stuff.....
Kauila Photo Gallery: Oh yeaaa..If ya wanna see muh school and some homeroom pictures from my team...go here...
Snopes: This place has the MOST urban legends I have ever seen...This place has a huge archive or legends and confirms whether or not they are true or not...
Matrix Revolution Soundtrack: Ohhhh yea....If ya like any of the music from the movie and wanna download something...check here
Real SWAT Tactics: Those who play airsoft, paintball, or any squad based, realistic game should come here....The tactics covered are pretty interesting..
RedWolf Airsoft: A great Airsoft site, even if you dont really want to buy anything, you can learn and look at stuff here such as prices.
AirSoft Extreme: Same as the last site....pretty much same use
ASCII Code: Alright this stuff allows u to make symbols like ?¥?£ or whatever. Basically you hold down alt and type crap in your numpad and youll get a symbol. This site is where u can learn combonations to get certain symbols...just remember to hold alt before using the number combonations.
Ebaumsworld: A huge site Hilarious stuff here, I highly recommend you going here because of the magnitude of things they have.
Lancers Reactor: For those of you who play Freelancer, this is an excellent site that has a hulluva lota mods, a forum, maps, an lots more.
Tekken Zaibatsu: This IS the best tekken site out there. Just Frame helpers, Vids, forums, even an email service. A site for the hardcore tekken player.
Rurouni Kenshin: Hmmm..I have many Rurouni Kenshin sites I'd like to post but I'll only put 2 good ones for now..If ur into the show jus ask if u want more of these links. (This site has a lota links.) RUROUNI KENSHIN IS THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD
Rurouni Kenshin: (Read above) This site is just an all around anime site and has great character bios
Rom Sites: For those of you who have emulators and like all that illegal stuff ;) this is the place for u...A LOT OF ROMS ARE HERE!!!!! (An Emulator is a program that mimics or emulates :) a game system such as a gameboy. Emulators use things called ROMS which are basically games for emulators. Most common emulators are gameboy, and SNES emulators. Some sites where you can download emulators at are near the bottom of this section.
Romnation: Another Emulator site, If you dont like popups you can go here...Be warned of the small anime porn advertisements on the corner of the screen....This site has a little less variety than the other but all around better quickness.
DDR Freak: Another one of those sites which are THE BEST! this site is THE best DDR site out there...their video section has been down for a while but they have a LOT of FAQ's and a forum...etcetc. (this site used to be really great when the vids where up)
Game Revolution: A great gaming site with reviews, previews, cheats etc.
Game Index: Thats really not the name of the site but it IS the BEST cheat and FAQ/Guide gaming site out there. If you don't look here you must either be dumb or really REALLY REALLY!! good at games. (Has a guide or cheats about every game and game system in the world)
The Matrix: Hey, hey, now, now, i know its kina dumb to put this here but damn...this site has great philosophies (Though im pretty sure no1 cares for it.) lotsa movie clips on the new Animatrix movie (Check it out) and just a fricken cool site layout.
Download: An all around great downloading site :)
Bruce Lee: Hopefully I'll be getting more of these out but this is one of the better sites I've seen..lots of philosophies, quotes, a neat web page layout, facts about him. Like I said..A great site.
Dictionary: Although kina lame, this site is pretty usefull for finding any word, in any language, it also has a language translator which is pretty useful..
Style2Ouf: A pretty decent Bboying and stunt collection the coolest thing in this site is probably the vids on people jumping off of buildings in the Divers Video section
Wushu Central: This is one of the best martial art sites out there. Has LOTS of movies/clips of martial artists doin crazy stuff.
ZeroGravity Vids: Although this is on the same site as above this section is kina hard to find. This group is my favorite independent martial art filming group in the world. Great music and fight choreography. Title Pending 1 and 2 ROCK!!!!
MXtabs: Damn, if you play Guitar, Bass Guitar, or drums this is the site for you. This site has tabs for every well known song made!!!
BBoy World: This is probly one of the best Break dancing/popping/locking sites around. Mostly cause the forum which pretty much every Bboyer out there goes 2.....Sad thing is that the forum is so full that it is down a lot and has quite a lot of problems.
Saiyan Commandos: Yes the name is kina gay but the page that I linked contains two sort of good emulators. One is the SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System) and the No$GMB (Gameboy) emulators. Though not that great thats all i have for now but I'll be getting links for better emulators soon :)
Visual Boy Advance: This site has the Visual Boy Advance which IS the BEST gameboy type emulator on the net. It supports gameboy, gameboy color, and gameboy advance games, its fully customizable meaning you can change the framerate, colors, hack games, etc etc. refer to the FAQ on the page for help
Emulator Archive: Lotz of Emulators, even tho its not in english try to understand it anywayz each emulator comes in windows or DOS format. You probly got windows so look for the little windows sign. Has some Roms that ROCK!!!
Multi Level Moves - This is where Joe Eigos site is at..Damn go here if ya into crazy flips/tricks/ etc. Seriously
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