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Friday, May 18, 2007

Fri, 18 May 2007 13:43:04 GMT

The Nixon Tarot

In this historic photograph, you see Nixon consulting this unique tarot to forsee his future. Unfortunately, he ignored it's portents. Now, you can too!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Tue, 15 May 2007 23:13:25 GMT

Random Bits of Inspiration

Our packers will randomly grab a book from our more popular sellers, wich includes titles such as "So You Decided to be an Asshole", "Stop the Sanity" and "Ride the Astral Plane on Ten Cents a Day."

These books are printed on recycled paper with dharma friendly ink.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Mon, 14 May 2007 02:28:56 GMT

Egyptian Incense

The ancient Egyptians would fill their tombs with magnificent incense, and now your home can smell just like an Egyptian tomb! Incense comes packed in a reusable sarcophagus shaped dispenser. Feel like a mummy immersed in these exotic essences.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Sat, 12 May 2007 01:08:46 GMT

Cliff's Necronomicon

Afraid of summoning demons while reading your Necronomicon? Cliff's has thoughtfully removed any dangerous passages and summarized this book for the lay-reader!

This edition is abridged, edited, annotated and comes with a handy glossary of minor demons and a bio of Bill Gates.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:40:28 GMT

Jesus Apparition Tree Trimmer !

Blessed by the Pope specifically for trimming your Jesus Apparition Trees, this baby will help preserve the sanctity of your thriving biblical weeds.

Also works on your garden variety Laura Bush. Er, laurel bush.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 14:12:36 GMT

Petrified Water Crystals!

Your body is 90% water, why not make it 95% with this amazing stone found only in the heart of Tibet! Harvested by Sherpa herders and used for centuries in mysterious rituals, they can now be yours only through this exclusive offer. Hypo-allergenic variety also available for gamers and the homeless.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:47:39 GMT

Aura Patch-It Kit

Our high quality patch kit includes all you need to mend those pesky and embarrassing holes that leak out energies, staining your daily agenda of do-gooding. Contains three super-duper dharma friendly polystyrene patches and a tube of "Loopy Glue."

These patches differ from 'The Patch' by not blending in with your skin color. You may choose from the following colors: Spiritual Silver, Karma Khaki or Astral Azure.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 19:46:11 GMT

The Cherot

Even a beginner can read your fortune while dealing out the many faces of Cher! The subtle makeup she uses, hair replacements and silicon implants are all highlighted in this set for your cartomantic pleasures!

This product comes with an autographed 'Death' card, limited time offer!

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 13:09:05 GMT

All For 1

Sure, we are all of 1 spirit and 1 spirit is all there is, but if you have a hankerin' for more than your share, this is the hot item for you! Free up the life force that shiftless psychic deadbeats are selfishly hogging to themselves. Free it up and put that all-encompassing energy to good use!

Free ammo sample with every order, today only!

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 18:41:44 GMT

Crystal "A-Roman" Therapy Kit

Upset because you're being left out of those "special" or "intimate" meditation sessions / toga gatherings? Worried that Viagra may sully your aura? Worry no more! These crystal "erectus wands" used in ancient Rome take a different "approach." Although they may be uncomfortable for the first few "insertions," it will become easier with each "use." Calligula himself says "Plurbis!" to this deal!

Ask us about our special aura enriching lube, good for the first few uses of this special item. Free sample!