| i enjoy sneezing
probably a bit more
than i really should
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| i've decided to
write a haiku each day
and i'll post it here
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| I wrote this in Composition. I enjoy it.
Once upon a time, there was a forest full of happy animals. Except this was no ordinary forest. This forest was filled with things like monkeys and exploding microwaves and nightly laser lights shows and a ton of other things that don't belong.
So one day, Franzibald McDoohickey, mayor of the forest, called a town meeting. Nobody came. This was because Franzibald was not the mayor of the forest. In fact, there was no forest. In reality, Franzibald was some guy named Dave who would chase cars naked.
You see, Dave thought he was a dog. If you ask me, it's pretty impressive to believe that you are both the mayor of an imaginary laser lights arena / forest and a dog at the same time while chasing cars naked.
One day, Dave met Hitler. He was visiting some relatives in town. After all, it was Thanksgiving. That's when Dave realized he left his casserole in the washing machine. So he killed himself.
Five days later, it started to rain giant pistachios. No one but Dave knew why, and he was dead. Just then, a plot twist was happened. Dave was alive! It was only a dream. So Dave got out of bed, opened his cockatiel's cage and ate the bird.
~ fin ~
keep dancing, it's the end of the world
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| I'm really enjoying JCCC. This really surprises me, but it's the truth. I wake up on Tuesdays and Thursdays and actually feel glad I have to get up and get going.
I've also devised a new way to keep track of my homework so I don't forget assignments and don't get behind on it.
My brother's girlfriend has the world's most annoying laugh. It's high-pitched and can be heard from a mile away, even if you're deaf.
I like it better when they're fighting.
are you hoping for a miracle |
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| Going to aim for making more frequent, smaller posts.
JCCC's going pretty well. I'm taking Accounting, Economics, Intermediate Algebra, and Composition. I need to complete 12 credit hours to get the other two semesters erased.
Intermediate Algebra and Comp 101 are classes I'm taking because I know I can pass them. I'm not going to be able to transfer any of them anyway. Accounting and Economics are things I'm actually interested in. So far, they're pretty interesting.
I saw Cloverfield on Sunday. To put it lightly, it was fan-fucking-tastic. I never thought the hand held camera ever got nauseous or really distracting. Go see it. Seriously, go.
please check to see if you're still breathing
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