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| The Post Of The Entry:
Hello to the now DEAD xanga. you know this place was the coolest. It was like OH you have a xanga?? when you really thinking damnit if they find mine first i'm screwed. well now this has become old and now we have all gone back to myspcace. Which i mean myspace is made for chatting and stuff like that. Where as this place is just to blog. Blog is such a funny word to me. WH do they call it a blog? i mean why not elog or something like. oh well what do i know i'm just a little mexican. ok if anyone ever reads this pointless entry please just leave something saying you are still on cause i really wanna know how many people even look at this anymore. ok i leave you now.
The Quote: "Life Rough Get a Helmet"
ok i'm done
ANDY "THE TRAINWRECK" MARTINEZ
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| Oh yeah i so forgot one on from my list.
CHUCH NORRIS TOLD ME IF I DON'T STOP WITH XANGA HE'LL ROUND HOUSEKICK MY HEAD OFF. SO LATER!!
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| Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Walker Texas Ranger marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | | |
| The Entry Of The Post That People will Read For Over A Month And Then Be Like.....UPDATE!!!:
Hola Mi Nombre Es Añil Montoya. Usted Mató A Mi Fahter. ¡Prepárese
Para morir! Once again I have come back to let you all know what is going on in my life. I doubt anyone ever reads this anyways. Well i'll start with spring break. I went to my sisters shannan's house and saw all of the babies and i'm and gonna steal donovan. OH I LOVE THAT KID!! he just makes me happy. and then there is tucker who is only 3 months and is as big as a 6 month old. this kid is HUGE!! lol. Alison and Niesha are good little girls sharp as tacks. well then we came back and now its back to school which i'm taking one day at a time so ic an pass and go on my trip with all mi amigos and amigas. Well last night I went to the chicago concert and that old man Talley thought he would be funny and get my attention and tell me to take my hat off and you know what sucks is that I almost did. that lousy bum. Well chicago what so awesome. Well ok i'll stop boring you all so i leave with this. VIVA LA MEXICO!!
The Quote Of The Post:
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what
do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"-George Carlin
Well Thank You All! Have A Great Day And A Wonderful Tomorrow!
Andy "The TrainWreck" Martinez
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| The Coolest Entry Of The Post:
Hello and thank you all for once again coming back to my xanga. I know I haven't updated in a while so lets just get started. Well school is going alright, work is work, and everything else is the same. But this past Saturday was our choir garage sell and I had more fun becoming the ugliest woman people have ever seen. Just imagine me, Big Mexican Andy , wearing a very bad red head wig, cool red sun glasses, a belt around my head, and du rag, a wrap around skit, a pink vest that used to be Jennifer Alpar's, and me dancing around to I'm Too Sexy and you have the combination for success! Although there were some people there who didn't like what I was doing because I'm "different" oh well not my loss. I also have been on many a walk late at night which is kinda fun cause no one is awake to see you make a fool out of yourself except the police man who drives by and looks at your funny. Well besides that and my being a bum playing video games, jamming out to music, hanging with my friends, talking to the bestest person Cheyanne, and loving life for everything it has giving me, nothing has really changed in the life of Andy but if it did it really wouldn't be my life anymore now would it. Remember be who you want to be and live how you want to live. Don't live by how someone else wants you to live. Thanks yall! Until next time.
The Quote Of The Post:
No One Can Hear You Scream In Space....Unless Your Chuck Norris!
The Thought Of The Post:
No Matter What Happens To Some People They Won't Change. Why?
The Video Of The Post:
Who Doesn't Love Watching People Doing Stupid Stuff!! Shelbi This Is For You!!
Thank You All. Have A Great Day And A Wonderful Tomorrow!
Andy "The TrainWreck" Martinez
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