35 Things A Guy Needs To Know

Read them VERY carefully.1. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
2. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
4. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
5. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
6. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
7. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
8. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
9. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
10. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
11. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
12. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
13. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
14. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
15. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. (LOL)
16. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
17. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
18. If they complain that something hurts, rub it and even gently kiss it for them without being asked.
19. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
20. Memorize their goddamn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
21. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
22. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. Just end it. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
23. Be the most wonderful and sweet guy that you could be; she'll notice.
24. Invite her to your house, tell your parents good things about her, brag about her to your friends; it'll make her feel good
25. It's always okay to break rules only on some occasions; be sure to take risks; call her in the middle of the night, walk to her house in the rain to comfort her from the thunder, but at the same time, respect her parents.
26. Watch chick flicks and learn.
27. Never tell her she's fat, even if you are joking
28. Surprise her when you get the chance. There isn't a girl in the world who doesn't like surprises.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Cherish her, respect her, embrace her, love her. Don't hide any of your feelings; say what you want to say, do what you wanna do; give her the chance to adapt to the new habits and give her some room and respect. If you put in an effort to do everything for the better of her, she'll notice.
31. If she tells you that you did something wrong, you must have done something wrong. If you were going out for a long time, that means she really does have feelings for you and that means she wouldn't do anything to hurt you. Telling you that you did something wrong or that she doesn't want you to do some things are out of love and care. Promise.
32. Accept her flaws, just like how she will accept yours.
33. Notice that all of her missings are replaced with much more beautiful aspects.
34. Give girls their space.
ESPECIALLY !!!...35. Love her for who she is.

Can you answer these for me please?

1. Where/how did we first meet?
2. What did you think of me/ what do you think of me now?
3. Do you have my number?
4. Do you know who i like?
5. Would you hug me & why?
6. Would you kiss me & why?
7. Would you date me?
8. Do you like me or have you ever?
9. Rate me for my personality [1-10]
10.Rate me for my looks [1-10]
11.Do you think our love'z gonna stay the same, stronger, or weaker?