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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:52:34 GMT

A list generator generously provided me with this information about me. Strange, you'd think I would know all this about myself...

1. Claire once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!

(OH MY GAHAHAHAAASH! I'M AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!)

2. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Claire.

(Cool. Y'know. Spacey.)

3. Claire is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!

(Aaaah kin rimimber the days whin thayur was acshual talint in the wurld...)

4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Claire floating in their swimming pools.

(*cue JAWS theme music*)

5. Peanuts and Claire are beans.

(I can kick your butt all the same...)

6. Europe is the only continent that lacks Claire.

(I BEG your pardon, Europe. Think I'm not GOOD ENOUGH? Shape up and send me a plane ticket to France. Ahem. In the words of Ferris Bueller: "I DO have a test today. That wasn't >>insert bad word here<<. It's on European Socialism. But really, who cares? I'm not European. I don't PLAN on being European. So who gives a darn if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it STILL wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.")

7. Claire has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

(Me camel. Me no drink.)

8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Claire.

(I AM THE WAALLLRRUUUSS! WHOOOO!)

9. Red Claire at night, shepherd's delight. Red Claire at morning, shepherd's warning.

(You bet, you sheep-faced losers. Baaaa rrraaaam eeeewwwwe...Baaaaa raaammmm eeeewwwwe....to yoooouuurr fllloooccckk, yooouuur fllleeeece beeee truuuuee...baaaaaaa rrraaaaammmm eeewwwwe...)

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:27:59 GMT

And love is not the easy thing
The only baggage you can bring...
And love is not the easy thing...
The only baggage you can bring
Is all that you can't leave behind

And if the darkness is to keep us apart
And if the daylight feels like it's a long way off
And if your glass heart should crack
And for a second you turn back
Oh no, be strong

Walk on, walk on
What you got, they can't steal it
No they can't even feel it
Walk on, walk on
Stay safe tonight...

You're packing a suitcase for a place none of us has been
A place that has to be believed to be seen
You could have flown away
A singing bird in an open cage
Who will only fly, only fly for freedom

Walk on, walk on
What you got they can't deny it
Can't sell it or buy it
Walk on, walk on
Stay safe tonight

And I know it aches
And your heart it breaks
And you can only take so much
Walk on, walk on

Home...hard to know what it is if you never had one
Home...I can't say where it is but I know I'm going home
That's where the heart is

I know it aches
How your heart it breaks
And you can only take so much
Walk on, walk on

Leave it behind
You've got to leave it behind
All that you fashion
All that you make
All that you build
All that you break
All that you measure
All that you steal
All this you can leave behind
All that you reason
All that you sense
All that you speak
All you dress up
All that you scheme...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 16:25:19 GMT

For Bridget...Daaahling...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:08:12 GMT

My brother...a la Count of Monte Cristo.
Thomas: "I see dead people..."
BTW, I'm really sick...I've got the flu/a bad cold, so if y'all could pray for me, I'd be eternally grateful.Love you guys!~Claire

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:44:37 GMT

YAAAAAY!
I got my left ear pierced again! Now I have two earrings in that ear...obviously...I chose red for the second one because the whole point is in memory of my uncle, who always wore a red stud in his left ear.
So...
it's a stud.
And...
it's red.
And...
the other one...
is not so red.
Oh my gosh this has to end.
Like, now.

Dig it ohohoh, Dig it...
Dig it ohohoh, Yeah,
Dig it ohohoh, Dig it...
Dig it ohoh, yeah...

HeyHeyHey...

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:17:38 GMT

HEY Y'ALL!!! How does everyone like the new blog?
How do you like the layout?
Love you all! Comment comment comment!
Oh, and I finally figured out how to send Risa songs...I LOVE YOU, RISA!
Tori, dahling, check your email...I LOVE YOOHOOOHOOOU!
Isn't it bizarre and random how the two words 'dig it' can be combined to make the word 'digit'?
Random and stupid thought for the day...